Security advice

EastTexas · 06-18-2010, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by L2EQ

Keep one of these on you and you never need to worry about security again. One crack of this thing and it will scare the shit out of anyone within ear-shot range (80-90dcbl). 3 million volts is loud

$16 S&H - and no this is not my store

3.0 Million Volt Mini Stun Gun (From tek-taser) - eBay (item 370398229131 end time Jun-18-10 17:38:42 PDT)

I don't think this will do NoArms James much good. Ya know, with whole the No Arms thing.

BrianAlt · 06-18-2010, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by EastTexas

Ya know, with whole the No Arms thing.

Let's not get technical now!

molarman · 06-18-2010, 11:40 PM

Children, I say that because most of KATG 38,000 (and diminishing) listeners are under 25 years of age. 50% do not yet have a license to drive. Nevertheless, once you reach adulthood you will learn to arm yourself properly - not with "Keith-style" air gun toys, but with real guns. If you survive long enough to reach adulthood you should consider obtaining a concealed pistol permit (check your state laws) and obtain it. You then will learn how to use a proper weapon against many human threats. Do not ever be a pussy and let your girlfriend or wife suck you into being a liberal hipster denouncing guns of any type - if you do you are vulnerable to those who will hurt or kill you and fuck your girl. If you prefer the later, buy a "Keith Cap-Gun".

indianprincess · 06-23-2010, 04:19 PM

Move?

Diglass · 06-23-2010, 05:02 PM

DaHonay · 06-24-2010, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Diglass

I don't think a creepy Johnny 5 is going to stop a drug crazed gang banger. Just saying.

Diglass · 06-24-2010, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHonay

I don't think a creepy Johnny 5 is going to stop a drug crazed gang banger. Just saying.

well you're just fucking wrong.

Didn't you see what Johnny 5 did to all those guys?

FreydNot · 06-25-2010, 01:22 AM

<♫> Who's Johnny? </♫>

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molarman Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Grand Rapids, Michigan Posts: 51	Children, I say that because most of KATG 38,000 (and diminishing) listeners are under 25 years of age. 50% do not yet have a license to drive. Nevertheless, once you reach adulthood you will learn to arm yourself properly - not with "Keith-style" air gun toys, but with real guns. If you survive long enough to reach adulthood you should consider obtaining a concealed pistol permit (check your state laws) and obtain it. You then will learn how to use a proper weapon against many human threats. Do not ever be a pussy and let your girlfriend or wife suck you into being a liberal hipster denouncing guns of any type - if you do you are vulnerable to those who will hurt or kill you and fuck your girl. If you prefer the later, buy a "Keith Cap-Gun".
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