Simpsons quotes

naberdy · 12-16-2010, 12:27 PM

Hey, German boy go back to Germania!

Scruples · 12-16-2010, 12:28 PM

Yea love that episode, Albert Brooks is hilar.

another one of my faves

"Live from New York its the Tony Awards

Urge to kill rising."

CAsoul · 12-16-2010, 02:13 PM

I love Homer's mentions of beer:

"Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!"

"All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."

And the ever-classic:

"Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems."

Scruples · 12-16-2010, 02:44 PM

DUFFMAN CAN'T BREATH

lattaland · 12-16-2010, 03:31 PM

"I call the big one bitey."

bluecrucial · 12-16-2010, 05:35 PM

Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?
Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut,
that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got
Put-Your-Butt-There?
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact,
they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on
third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district.
Hank: That's right.

jillybean · 12-16-2010, 05:39 PM

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman! -Homer

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.' - Homer

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -Homer

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer

bankyanks · 12-16-2010, 05:57 PM

"You don't make friends with SALAD!"

My family sings that at least once every family gathering.

"I once had a cat called Snowball,
She died, she died.
Mum said she was sleeping,
She lied, she lied."

"No beer and no TV make Homer go something something."

brotherdarkness · 12-16-2010, 06:02 PM

*glaring at everybody with hatred over their stupidity*

(muted) "...go, Dad, go."

bw81 · 12-16-2010, 06:53 PM

RALPH: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

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Rainier Wolfcastle: "Ze goggles! Zay do nussing!"

12-16-2010, 12:27 PM	#11 (permalink)
naberdy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 320	Hey, German boy go back to Germania!
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12-16-2010, 12:28 PM	#12 (permalink)
Scruples Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SB CA Posts: 89	Yea love that episode, Albert Brooks is hilar. another one of my faves "Live from New York its the Tony Awards Urge to kill rising."
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12-16-2010, 02:13 PM	#13 (permalink)
CAsoul Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: New York, NY! Posts: 25	I love Homer's mentions of beer: "Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!" "All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer." And the ever-classic: "Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems."
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12-16-2010, 02:44 PM	#14 (permalink)
Scruples Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: SB CA Posts: 89	DUFFMAN CAN'T BREATH
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lattaland Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 144	"I call the big one bitey."
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12-16-2010, 05:35 PM	#16 (permalink)
bluecrucial Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 649	Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you? Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks. Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third. Homer: Uh-huh. Hank: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There? Homer: Mm-Hmm. Hank: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third. Homer: Oh, the hammock district. Hank: That's right.
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12-16-2010, 05:39 PM	#17 (permalink)
jillybean Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver BC, Canada Posts: 212	I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman! -Homer Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.' - Homer Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -Homer Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer
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12-16-2010, 05:57 PM	#18 (permalink)
bankyanks Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Australian bitch. Posts: 14	"You don't make friends with SALAD!" My family sings that at least once every family gathering. "I once had a cat called Snowball, She died, she died. Mum said she was sleeping, She lied, she lied." "No beer and no TV make Homer go something something."
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12-16-2010, 06:02 PM	#19 (permalink)
brotherdarkness Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 764	glaring at everybody with hatred over their stupidity (muted) "...go, Dad, go."
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12-16-2010, 06:53 PM	#20 (permalink)
bw81 Administrator Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 568	RALPH: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!" -------------- Rainier Wolfcastle: "Ze goggles! Zay do nussing!" Last edited by bw81; 12-17-2010 at 02:14 AM. Reason: It was Ralph, idiot.
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