Simpsons quotes

Trugoy · 12-16-2010, 06:54 PM

“If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such”

bithead · 12-16-2010, 07:24 PM

"...Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! So I says yeah, if you want that money come and find it, cuz I don't know where it is you baloney! You make me wanna wretch!..."

/head slams on the table, drool drips from Homer's open mouth

snwlover79 · 12-16-2010, 09:05 PM

You don't make love to Max Powers, you strap in and feel the G's- Homer

Scruples · 12-17-2010, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bw81

Homer: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

i'm sorry to get all Simpsons nerd on you but that's is a Ralph Wiggum quote

bw81 · 12-17-2010, 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scruples

i'm sorry to get all Simpsons nerd on you but that's is a Ralph Wiggum quote

I'm an idiot - I meant Ralph. I actually heard it in my head with Homer's voice though.

I will fix my mistake a commit hurry-curry (mmm, Indian).

Rawn · 12-17-2010, 05:16 AM

Homer: So what do you think Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of 'No TV and No Beer Make Homer something something...'
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!

This one is a little more difficult to casually slot into everyday conversation, but when you can pull it off it's great!

campy · 12-17-2010, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marina

It tastes like burning!

This is my favourite quote too....ahhe Ralphie

Leentron3030 · 12-18-2010, 12:05 PM

two words - "skittle brew".

c4r80n · 12-18-2010, 03:08 PM

(the gist)

Homer: Hold still Marge!
*BLAM*
Marge: Homer! You have the make-up gun set to 'whore"!
Lisa: Dad, I don't think women like getting shot in the face.
Homer: Women will like what I tell them to like, sweetie.

Medium Brumski · 12-20-2010, 10:32 AM

"I'm a white male age 18 to 35, everyone listens to me...ah, nuts and gum, together at last"

"Mom, I need more Flintstone's Chewable Morphine"

12-16-2010, 06:54 PM	#21 (permalink)
Trugoy Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Guelph, Ontario Posts: 8	“If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such”
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12-16-2010, 07:24 PM	#22 (permalink)
bithead Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Georgetown, Ontario, CANADA Posts: 1,328	Homer drunken speech to Bart "...Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! So I says yeah, if you want that money come and find it, cuz I don't know where it is you baloney! You make me wanna wretch!..." /head slams on the table, drool drips from Homer's open mouth __________________ Rhian: "If I wore jeans the right way I'd get off." Twitter: https://twitter.com/mr_bithead Last edited by bithead; 12-16-2010 at 07:25 PM. Reason: added audio/visual commentary for dramatic effect
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snwlover79 Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 222	You don't make love to Max Powers, you strap in and feel the G's- Homer
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12-17-2010, 05:16 AM	#26 (permalink)
Rawn Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 74	Homer: So what do you think Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of 'No TV and No Beer Make Homer something something...' Marge: Go crazy? Homer: Don't mind if I do! This one is a little more difficult to casually slot into everyday conversation, but when you can pull it off it's great!
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12-18-2010, 12:05 PM	#28 (permalink)
Leentron3030 Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Washington State Posts: 187	two words - "skittle brew".
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12-18-2010, 03:08 PM	#29 (permalink)
c4r80n Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 4	Makeup gun (the gist) Homer: Hold still Marge! BLAM Marge: Homer! You have the make-up gun set to 'whore"! Lisa: Dad, I don't think women like getting shot in the face. Homer: Women will like what I tell them to like, sweetie.
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12-20-2010, 10:32 AM	#30 (permalink)
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