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Old 01-25-2011, 04:10 PM   #21 (permalink)
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PS: To be quite frank. With 11 sexual partners at 25, she has an almost 100% chance of being HSV2-positive. Who needs that? Why should a virgin already be burdened by an incurable STD from a crazy slut?

All for the best. LOL.
Eleven sexual partners constitutes a crazy slut? Or are your standards too high because you prefer fucking fourteen-year-olds?

You're 100% a fucking moron and I'm sorry if your chronic masturbating has caused early onset arthritis in your wrist, but that doesn't give you the right to be an asshole. Shame on you.
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Old 01-25-2011, 04:36 PM   #22 (permalink)
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You're 100% a fucking moron and I'm sorry if your chronic masturbating has caused early onset arthritis in your wrist, but that doesn't give you the right to be an asshole. Shame on you.
A typical defensive response.

Fact of the matter is, if not already, slampokes will eventually be infected with genital herpes, genital warts, or even HIV.

100%

If you need a pie-chart for that, just draw a circle.
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Old 01-25-2011, 06:17 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Or are your standards too high because you prefer fucking fourteen-year-olds?
You should report him to the future sex offenders list.
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Old 01-25-2011, 06:30 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Slampokes for the win

I believe human beings are inherently evil and life is a journey to be less evil. So hey, don't hate on the lovely lady. Everyone believes they are correct from their perspective. Shit happens and you move on. Plus 11 guys at 25 is a decent number (if she started at 18[a respectable age] thats having 1.571 guys a year) highly doubt that is a slut. Almost like being in a relationship for a year and some off years dating 2 people in a year.
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Old 01-25-2011, 07:19 PM   #25 (permalink)
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A typical defensive response.

Fact of the matter is, if not already, slampokes will eventually be infected with genital herpes, genital warts, or even HIV.

100%

If you need a pie-chart for that, just draw a circle.
Fuckin' A! If we're going by your professional odds and MY track record (which is comparable to Slampokes), than my vagina should be infested with all sorts of fun diseases.

Which it's not, Doctor.

Crazy sluts do have time to consider contraceptives in between the morning and afternoon gang bangs.
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Old 01-25-2011, 07:30 PM   #26 (permalink)
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so 11 apparently is pretty normal for girls, good to know...


well if you excuse me I have to hang myself by my dry cock
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Old 01-25-2011, 08:07 PM   #27 (permalink)
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It doesn't matter how many guys she's slept with, Sleep, whether it's 1, 11, or 51. All that matters is if she's real and she likes you. Don't judge someone exclusively by their past or you're setting yourself up for disappointment.

Words of wisdom: when you do meet the nice lady that will let you stick it in her, do not, I repeat, DO NOT ask her upfront how many partners she's had. That's none of your damn business.
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Old 01-25-2011, 08:20 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Crazy sluts do have time to consider contraceptives in between the morning and afternoon gang bangs.
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
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Old 01-25-2011, 08:47 PM   #29 (permalink)
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so 11 apparently is pretty normal for girls, good to know...


well if you excuse me I have to hang myself by my dry cock
Even when you color code your jokes I don't get them
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Old 01-25-2011, 08:55 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I like that slampokes chick. She posted some sweet pics in the hottest girl contest & seems like a pretty smart gal.

For the STD thing, I would have shot myself if I didn't have 11 women by the time i was 25. You two nerds (doctorsleep & mrbigdeal) need to get a life and actually start fucking, instead of posting about what you "think" you know on a message board.

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