Snuggly wuggly..AWWWW.. STFU

[RyeNOTBourbon]

Originally Posted by jesus

Rye, am I correct in assuming that you've recenly come to the end of a relationship?

My relationships end after I clean up and go home...But yes i did just end a longterm one but we never cuddled, we were like minded she hated being cuddled, our idea of cuddling was leaning over and giving a squeeze just before passing out..it was all about the good hard sex...

[be leaves]

Cuddling seems like a small price to pay for getting laid if you really don't give a shit about love.

If cuddling really bothers you so much, stop having sex.

If you're so derranged that you NEED sex, even if it's with clingy bitches that are too stupid to see that you hate them, stop complaining about your arm falling asleep

[RyeNOTBourbon]

Originally Posted by be leaves

Cuddling seems like a small price to pay for getting laid if you really don't give a shit about love.

If cuddling really bothers you so much, stop having sex.

If you're so derranged that you NEED sex, even if it's with clingy bitches that are too stupid to see that you hate them, stop complaining about your arm falling asleep

YES I NEED SEX...Doesnt everyone?.

Any guy that says that when he sees a girl the first thing he thinks about ISNT what kind of lay she would be or how he would like to find out IS LYING..EDITED TO NOT OFFEND AS MUCH>>>

Realationships for guys (atleast hetro ones) is putting up with all the shit inbetween sex to have sex....All my ex's always told me that they knew "I couldnt behave" but thats what they liked..and still do...
Maybe Im just wired a little different but fuck it, I is what I is....

[JediMom]

Originally Posted by RyeNOTBourbon

YES I NEED SEX...Doesnt everyone?.

Any guy that says that when he sees a girl the first thing he thinks about ISNT what kind of lay she would be or how he would like to find out IS LYING..I like to play a game called "does she take it in the butt?" or "spit or swallow"

Realationships for guys (atleast hetro ones) is putting up with all the shit inbetween sex to have sex....All my ex's always told me that they knew "I couldnt behave" but thats what they liked..and still do...
Maybe Im just wired a little different but fuck it, I is what I is....

You give me so much hope for the male gender. Yikes.

You need some cheering up I tink.

[be leaves]

Originally Posted by RyeNOTBourbon

Any guy that says that when he sees a girl the first thing he thinks about ISNT what kind of lay she would be or how he would like to find out IS LYING

That's just plain ignorant. You'll get over it.

[honeyy]

Part of it is biological; women release a hormone that makes them want to cuddle. There are a few more credible articles out there, but Dr. Drew was the first source that came up:

The serotonin surge that males experience after orgasm typically causes a desire for sleep, while females tend to be invigorated due to adrenergic and noradrenergic stimulation. Also women release the hormone oxytocin in response to sexual activity, which tends elicit the need to be close and bond.

Girls are you left unsatisfied? Men? What is with men falling asleep right afterwards while you are ready for another round? How do you wake him up and tell him that you have the ability to orgasm again, and you will take advantage of that?

[DanClass]

Originally Posted by RyeNOTBourbon

Guys do you fall for the snuggle trap? Ladies ? What is with having to "snuggle"..Whats recommend time of a snuggle? How do you pull away without the awkward "Okay then"..Are you like me, use your right hand to keep her head against your chest so you can see your watch checking for how long its cuttin into your drinking time?

i miss your old avatar

[Cubby]

Originally Posted by DanClass

i miss your old avatar

I hated it when it was RYE's avatar, but not that Dr. Dan has it, it's hilarious!

[Cubby]

Originally Posted by RyeNOTBourbon

YES I NEED SEX...Doesnt everyone?.

Any guy that says that when he sees a girl the first thing he thinks about ISNT what kind of lay she would be or how he would like to find out IS LYING..I like to play a game called "does she take it in the butt?" or "spit or swallow"

You are the reason women hate guys. You are the reason women are too bitter to give a shit. You are the reason I end up talking to the girls who want to fuck my roommate until 2:00 AM because he ignores them.

Some of us fellows don't think about what fucking a girl would be like the first time we meet her. I admit it usually sneaks in eventually, but that's not my first impulsive thought. You really do sound like a bitter, angry, middle-aged man who defines his masculinity by ruining women's lives and then running out on them and laughing about it in his lifted F150 on the way back to his manufactured home. And then he cries by himself. Like a fag.

[alexarch]

Originally Posted by Cubby

You are the reason women hate guys. You are the reason women are too bitter to give a shit. You are the reason I end up talking to the girls who want to fuck my roommate until 2:00 AM because he ignores them.

Some of us fellows don't think about what fucking a girl would be like the first time we meet her. I admit it usually sneaks in eventually, but that's not my first impulsive thought. You really do sound like a bitter, angry, middle-aged man who defines his masculinity by ruining women's lives and then running out on them and laughing about it in his lifted F150 on the way back to his manufactured home. And then he cries by himself. Like a fag.

Wow. I don't know if this help or hurts your argument Cubby, but you are now officially my favorite forum big-timer.