Student Council Elections

[DudeEMETIB]

I don't like "since before I can remember," because you have no recollection of anything that happened before you started remembering things, so for all you know you could've been filming since the second your started remembering but not before that...you wouldn't know, so you could be lying and full of shit, so I don't want you as my AV Rep, even if somebody found evidence of you filming before you can remember, you can't be positive it's not fake. Also if you remember anything from your first to fifth year of life, I doubt you were filming then, you're definitely lying.

STOP LYING TO YOUR SCHOOL.

Also use examples, if you made a funny commercial before, bring it up
"I made all the commercials last year, including the ____"...then people remember and lol
bring up an example of something amazing that happened last football season
the jocks and what not will be like "yeah! woot" if there was some crazy touchdown or a sick interception.

You can't just make a point and make your case, you gotta also make the audience respond. People are dumb they fall asleep at a speech otherwise.

[listener]

thanks man. How about "I've been filming since I could get my hand on a video camera."?

[Sparrow]

Get up there, scream out 'Fuck Yeah Suck Yeah! Vote [your name here],' then throw full size snickers into the bleachers. Win.

[listener]

thanks everyone, i won btw D

[DaHonay]

^ 5