Stuff you broke in your parents house

The Quintessential Loser · 10-28-2006, 04:18 PM

One time me and my brother were watching TV and the lamp fell over. Dead honest we were just sitting there not doing anything and the lamp fell over on it's own. I think my house is haunted.

FakeDrunkReadyToFakeFight · 10-28-2006, 04:25 PM

just me, but there are a LOT of brothers mentioned in this thread. is it because I don't have a brother that I cant remember breaking anything? maybe I'm not thinking hard enough...

Kippi ben Kippod · 10-28-2006, 04:56 PM

Damn, two pages and no "Girlfriend's Cherry." In some ways I'm impressed, in other ways I'm disappointed.

Shermlo · 10-28-2006, 05:13 PM

Fixing a hole in wall..
60 Dollars.
Breaking china glasses and plates..
150 dollars.
Buying mom new panties becuase I cut them up...
90 Dollars
Punching a laptop screen and buying a new one...
1400 Dollars.
Future Slaughtering a family becuase I have anger managment problems...
Priceless

picard102 · 10-28-2006, 06:36 PM

I'm a firebug. Burnt down part of the house, fire damage to the basement on a diffrent occasion.

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Originally Posted by Shermlo

Buying mom new panties becuase I cut them up...

Why are you touching your mom's panties dude.

36D · 10-29-2006, 02:06 AM

There are an awful lot of guys on this thread...unfortunately, I have nothing to add to score points for the girls. I did break a statue of my mom's when I was three because I was swinging a stuffed animal around (Bumble Lion, if anyone recalls the Wuzzles). I've blamed the stuffed animal for twenty-one years and counting.

$90 for underwear? What the hell?

Paws · 10-29-2006, 02:21 AM

I ripped the front corner bumper off my dad's Toyota 4x4 while I was backing out of the driveway. I was taking it out to "practice" driving a stick. I put the truck back, set the bumper back in place and didn't say a word. I was hoping he would notice the next day and think he did it. Apparently he did, or he (like Keith's dad) thought I was such a moron he let it go.

Fuck · 10-29-2006, 03:51 AM

- the Christmas tree

XbluesparkX · 11-02-2006, 09:06 AM

1. Threw shoe through window
2. Dropped table through window
3. Broke window while sneaking into my room
4. " "
5. " "
6. " "

Basically just a lot of broken windows.

WhoMe · 11-02-2006, 09:26 AM

Hmm I've broken various simple things such as glass cups.....a plate or two (I was learning to wash dishes it slipped i swear!!)....ooh I broke the handle on the glass slider because I tried to force it open.......I swear that christmas ornament fell on its own....

My brother's on the other hand......playing with matches lit part of the backyard on fire.......various holes through doors.....knocked a door completely off its hinges.......when learning to drive backed up and knocked down part of our brick fence......the latest one.....the clock fell off the wall on its own (no it didn't I was there)..........

10-28-2006, 04:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
The Quintessential Loser Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Orgrimmar Posts: 526	One time me and my brother were watching TV and the lamp fell over. Dead honest we were just sitting there not doing anything and the lamp fell over on it's own. I think my house is haunted.
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10-28-2006, 04:25 PM	#12 (permalink)
FakeDrunkReadyToFakeFight Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: KC, MO metro Posts: 191	just me, but there are a LOT of brothers mentioned in this thread. is it because I don't have a brother that I cant remember breaking anything? maybe I'm not thinking hard enough...
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10-28-2006, 04:56 PM	#13 (permalink)
Kippi ben Kippod Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I'm Prickly All Over! Posts: 186	Damn, two pages and no "Girlfriend's Cherry." In some ways I'm impressed, in other ways I'm disappointed.
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10-28-2006, 05:13 PM	#14 (permalink)
Shermlo Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 25	Fixing a hole in wall.. 60 Dollars. Breaking china glasses and plates.. 150 dollars. Buying mom new panties becuase I cut them up... 90 Dollars Punching a laptop screen and buying a new one... 1400 Dollars. Future Slaughtering a family becuase I have anger managment problems... Priceless
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10-29-2006, 02:06 AM	#16 (permalink)
36D Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 1,438	There are an awful lot of guys on this thread...unfortunately, I have nothing to add to score points for the girls. I did break a statue of my mom's when I was three because I was swinging a stuffed animal around (Bumble Lion, if anyone recalls the Wuzzles). I've blamed the stuffed animal for twenty-one years and counting. $90 for underwear? What the hell?
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10-29-2006, 02:21 AM	#17 (permalink)
Paws Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: in atmo Posts: 244	I ripped the front corner bumper off my dad's Toyota 4x4 while I was backing out of the driveway. I was taking it out to "practice" driving a stick. I put the truck back, set the bumper back in place and didn't say a word. I was hoping he would notice the next day and think he did it. Apparently he did, or he (like Keith's dad) thought I was such a moron he let it go.
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Fuck Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The French Empire Posts: 487	- the Christmas tree
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11-02-2006, 09:06 AM	#19 (permalink)
XbluesparkX Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Arizona Posts: 71	1. Threw shoe through window 2. Dropped table through window 3. Broke window while sneaking into my room 4. " " 5. " " 6. " " Basically just a lot of broken windows.
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11-02-2006, 09:26 AM	#20 (permalink)
WhoMe Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ontario, CA Posts: 21	Hmm I've broken various simple things such as glass cups.....a plate or two (I was learning to wash dishes it slipped i swear!!)....ooh I broke the handle on the glass slider because I tried to force it open.......I swear that christmas ornament fell on its own.... My brother's on the other hand......playing with matches lit part of the backyard on fire.......various holes through doors.....knocked a door completely off its hinges.......when learning to drive backed up and knocked down part of our brick fence......the latest one.....the clock fell off the wall on its own (no it didn't I was there)..........
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