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Old 08-22-2012, 03:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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So... I'm here in Monterey Ca. Just got out of a stupid relationship (believe me, it was over before it started) and I'm ready to just get out and party! Yes? Who's with me? Party in Monterey! Let's drink 'till we can't remember what we are drinking!

Ladies, I'm single. Everyone loves an Airman. USAF all day.

EDIT: Show me a lady that's actually worth my while here in the 831. Convince me this isn't a shit place to live.
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Old 08-22-2012, 06:56 AM   #2 (permalink)
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sloppy rebound sex? yum. can i blow you while you huff chunks and cry into the can?
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Old 08-22-2012, 07:03 AM   #3 (permalink)
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sloppy rebound sex? yum. can i blow you while you huff chunks and cry into the can?
Its like your a fucking therapist. I would say charge for your service but you might get confused for a whore
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Old 08-22-2012, 10:45 AM   #4 (permalink)
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sloppy rebound sex? yum. can i blow you while you huff chunks and cry into the can?
Now, to say that I cared about this broad that much would be an overstatement. It's more like the frequency that tings like dis happen. Ya kno?

FUCK IT! WHERE'S MAH BEER?
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Old 08-22-2012, 11:22 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I've never fucked a girl who cried during sex, or myself never cried during sex. Is this really a thing?
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Old 08-22-2012, 11:28 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I have fucked a girl who cried during sex but it was because she missed it that much.
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Old 08-22-2012, 11:39 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 08-22-2012, 12:04 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I've never fucked a girl who cried during sex, or myself never cried during sex. Is this really a thing?
if this is a drcreep thread then i'd say "yes, it's a thing"
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Old 08-22-2012, 01:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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We are losing sight of the topic of this thread. Let's get focused here!
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Old 08-22-2012, 08:12 PM   #10 (permalink)
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So... I'm here in Monterey Ca. Just got out of a stupid relationship (believe me, it was over before it started) and I'm ready to just get out and party! Yes? Who's with me? Party in Monterey! Let's drink 'till we can't remember what we are drinking!

Ladies, I'm single. Everyone loves an Airman. USAF all day.

EDIT: Show me a lady that's actually worth my while here in the 831. Convince me this isn't a shit place to live.
What language are you studying?
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