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Old 01-21-2011, 06:22 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Cutting down on your jerk time will not significantly affect you. Want more confidence, muscle tone, and feel good hormones? GET OFF YOUR ASS AND WORK OUT!!! Then go home and jerk it every fucking night if you wanna. Need help and inspiration? Follow Elvisrico's twitter, pansy douche.
And the clothes. No point putting in the time if you're always hiding behind an old stained fraying baggy jumper. Although some people just look hot, no matter what.
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Old 01-21-2011, 06:42 PM   #12 (permalink)
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(personally Id say I'm averaging 9 times a week, and no, I'm not proud of that)
Really? I'll assume that no one else picked up on this because I'm the weird one, but I jerk off twice a day minimum, sometimes up too 6 times. And I'm not a virgin nor without someone to have sex with.
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Old 01-21-2011, 08:34 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Really? I'll assume that no one else picked up on this because I'm the weird one, but I jerk off twice a day minimum, sometimes up too 6 times. And I'm not a virgin nor without someone to have sex with.
To be honest, 9 is low balling it (no pun intended) It depends on how much time I have to myself, I don't have my own computer, just a home computer in a room with no doors. So if its a long weekend where everyone stays home I do it a lot less then a weekday when I have no class.
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Old 01-21-2011, 10:11 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Yes, too much dopamine can cause lethargy. But saying "Oh, I'll just jerk off less and then I will transform as a person" is as dumb as saying, "Oh, I will eat ice cubs and lettuce for the next month and be skinny and healthy forever." It seems like an easy quick fix but you're only setting yourself up for disappointment. That and you're ignoring a bigger issue at hand.

See a doctor. A lot of what you're claiming points to ADHD (caused by too much dopamine) and/or depression.
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Old 01-21-2011, 10:30 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:15 AM   #16 (permalink)
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At least put on some wrist weights while you're jerking it.
That's fucking funny
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Old 01-22-2011, 08:47 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I have no class.
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Old 01-23-2011, 01:05 AM   #18 (permalink)
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To be honest, 9 is low balling it (no pun intended) It depends on how much time I have to myself, I don't have my own computer, just a home computer in a room with no doors. So if its a long weekend where everyone stays home I do it a lot less then a weekday when I have no class.
You are so irritating! Do you ever just chill the fuck out? I work with fucking crazy people, Sleep. In a giant institution with cinder block walls. And you are closer to that than you think. But you can turn it around.

Please, PLEASE-- for the love of god. Find someone with some good weed, be somewhere safe and comfortable, get high, and stare at something beautiful for a while, like a sunset, or a Rothko painting. I AM SO SERIOUS. I don't usually recommend illegal activity to anyone, but for you... even if it's just for an hour, you need to experience what life is like without all of this tension and anxiety. If you can just unwind and stop thinking so HARD about everything, I think you will find you can answer most of your ridiculous questions by yourself.
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Old 01-23-2011, 05:55 AM   #19 (permalink)
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You are so irritating! Do you ever just chill the fuck out? I work with fucking crazy people, Sleep. In a giant institution with cinder block walls. And you are closer to that than you think. But you can turn it around.

Please, PLEASE-- for the love of god. Find someone with some good weed, be somewhere safe and comfortable, get high, and stare at something beautiful for a while, like a sunset, or a Rothko painting. I AM SO SERIOUS. I don't usually recommend illegal activity to anyone, but for you... even if it's just for an hour, you need to experience what life is like without all of this tension and anxiety. If you can just unwind and stop thinking so HARD about everything, I think you will find you can answer most of your ridiculous questions by yourself.
Sleep needs to move out of his discomfort zone.
Although being anxious is a default position to fall back to.
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Old 01-23-2011, 08:37 AM   #20 (permalink)
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You are so irritating! Do you ever just chill the fuck out? I work with fucking crazy people, Sleep. In a giant institution with cinder block walls. And you are closer to that than you think. But you can turn it around.

Please, PLEASE-- for the love of god. Find someone with some good weed, be somewhere safe and comfortable, get high, and stare at something beautiful for a while, like a sunset, or a Rothko painting. I AM SO SERIOUS. I don't usually recommend illegal activity to anyone, but for you... even if it's just for an hour, you need to experience what life is like without all of this tension and anxiety. If you can just unwind and stop thinking so HARD about everything, I think you will find you can answer most of your ridiculous questions by yourself.
This! This x babillion. I know other people have suggested it, but you're probably too uppity to get high. Do it. Try it. Mellow the fuck out and while you are, reflect. It might (probably will) give you a new viewpoint.
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