Twilight was awesome.

diabetes · 11-22-2008, 12:13 AM

I live in the town that the theater is supposedly in the book.....

People here are milking it so much. Sadly this is the most exciting things to happen here in a while.

To all the Twilight fans out there Forks is a shitty small town with one school for all grades and completely full of hicks.

Seriously, Forks is not that great. Don't believe that shitty book.

Bebe · 11-22-2008, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by diabetes

I live in the town that the theater is supposedly in the book.....

People here are milking it so much. Sadly this is the most exciting things to happen here in a while.

To all the Twilight fans out there Forks is a shitty small town with one school for all grades and completely full of hicks.

Seriously, Forks is not that great. Don't believe that shitty book.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you and welcome to the forums

andyoureuglytoo · 11-22-2008, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Meatpopsicle

am i the only one that was disturbed that the entire story is about a mature 100 year old vampire fucking a 17 year old girl?

Isn't that what all vampire movies are about?

Mikey · 11-22-2008, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by diabetes

I live in the town that the theater is supposedly in the book.....

People here are milking it so much. Sadly this is the most exciting things to happen here in a while.

To all the Twilight fans out there Forks is a shitty small town with one school for all grades and completely full of hicks.

Seriously, Forks is not that great. Don't believe that shitty book.

but but... i was planning a trip to Forks and everything

puddlewatcher · 11-22-2008, 04:22 AM

I live in WA as well... and I have to second that Forks is LAME. Unless you're a meth-head.
Is there meth in the movie? If not, I call shenanigans!

BellaJane · 11-22-2008, 12:55 PM

hmmm I don't see it. Unless you count it goth because the picture is black and white. Oh wells.

I live in North Phoenix, Happy Valley area.

TeddyPicker · 11-22-2008, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by puddlewatcher

I live in WA as well... and I have to second that Forks is LAME. Unless you're a meth-head.
Is there meth in the movie? If not, I call shenanigans!

Haha, that's hilarious. I actually know a meth-head that lives near Forks.

DickTodd · 11-22-2008, 01:44 PM

I was forced by my wife to go last night. Personally, I agree that it's for teen chicks. I thought it was amazing that when Edward would make a little flirty joke to Bella, 90% of the movie-goers (teen chicks) laughed and giggled as if he was speaking to them. Very Dane Cook-esque.

Also, it offended my vampire sensibilities. I mean, being a vampire is supposed to be a curse. These vampires seem to be "cursed" with extra awsomeness, good looks, super speed and the ability to live forever. The only drawback to being a "twilight" vampire is: They can't go out in the sun because -get this- they'll sparkle.

Boo.

Oh, and Bella seems to have a look on her face as if she's constantly smelling a fart.

Rufio · 11-22-2008, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DickTodd

Oh, and Bella seems to have a look on her face as if she's constantly smelling a fart.

i second that

gumby013 · 11-22-2008, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Meatpopsicle

am i the only one that was disturbed that the entire story is about a mature 100 year old vampire fucking a 17 year old girl?

Just like Buffy.

/leaves to finish watching Buffy season 3...

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diabetes Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1	I live in the town that the theater is supposedly in the book..... People here are milking it so much. Sadly this is the most exciting things to happen here in a while. To all the Twilight fans out there Forks is a shitty small town with one school for all grades and completely full of hicks. Seriously, Forks is not that great. Don't believe that shitty book.
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puddlewatcher Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: seattle, wa Posts: 13	forks = lame I live in WA as well... and I have to second that Forks is LAME. Unless you're a meth-head. Is there meth in the movie? If not, I call shenanigans!
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BellaJane Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Posts: 79	hmmm I don't see it. Unless you count it goth because the picture is black and white. Oh wells. I live in North Phoenix, Happy Valley area.
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DickTodd Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Northern Michigan (Not U.P.) Posts: 20	I was forced by my wife to go last night. Personally, I agree that it's for teen chicks. I thought it was amazing that when Edward would make a little flirty joke to Bella, 90% of the movie-goers (teen chicks) laughed and giggled as if he was speaking to them. Very Dane Cook-esque. Also, it offended my vampire sensibilities. I mean, being a vampire is supposed to be a curse. These vampires seem to be "cursed" with extra awsomeness, good looks, super speed and the ability to live forever. The only drawback to being a "twilight" vampire is: They can't go out in the sun because -get this- they'll sparkle. Boo. Oh, and Bella seems to have a look on her face as if she's constantly smelling a fart.
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