Vagina or Clown Car?

[quauth]

3 Things (in order of importance):

1. $1,000,000 prize to the first person who brings me a working human sterilizer gun.

2. Smack the living shit out of any one who names a child Joy-Anna, and garnish they're wages to fund the aforementioned project. If you're gonna have fun with names, go all the way to Moon Unit Zappa, anything short if just half-assed comedy, and falls into that same purgatory as The Bads (#322, outro tune).

3. I grew up in Utah, next door to a family who started with Adam, then Betty, then Charlie, and manage to make it to Obid before mom type-two-diabetesed-out. It may not quite be 16, but at least they were progressive, damnit! And Obid, now that's interesting!

[Cubby]

Dear quauth

FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCK YOOOOOUUUU!!!

Love Cubby

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by DEPjrTX

Though there will never be a way to collect, I bet a hundred bucks your wrong. none of them are likely to repeat their mothers feet. But large families like mine (8 syblings) tend to have a favorable impression of their childhood environment especially where they are doing such a good job raising the kids. I have watched a couple of shows about this family and I am impressed with the childern.

Hundred Bucks your on.

Time frame 15 years from now.

The boys with a wife will have more than 2,
But studies show, the more older brothers a boy has the more likely he will be gay.
But they are over religious and they will oppress it and still get married and have kids to compensate.

The Girls Less than 2.

Send me an email, or find a site that lets you email into the future.

[quauth]

No, no, no. Right on the boys, but the girls: four or five each. Half the girls all the kids will be different abusive fathers, the other half all the kids will be the same abusive father who's also a church official.

Off Topic Coffee Shop QOTD:
1: "He still had the knife in him, he stabbed himself; but they said he is a frequent flyer, he's a homeless person"
2: "A whack job? He's in love with a nurse, maybe?"

[Rhian]

I'm so happy to be an only child. What does daddy dearest do to afford all those kids?

[drinkcoke]

Totally off the subject BUT ..... quauth what is that avatar. i would guess but i'm sure i would be way off.

[Cubby]

Originally Posted by drinkcoke

Totally off the subject BUT ..... quauth what is that avatar. i would guess but i'm sure i would be way off.

I think it's a picture of a baby albino alligator walking on a glass table shot from underneath.