Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation

[BrownEyedBtch]

I remember this game from another forum a while ago. You state your wish, the next person grants it in a fucked-up way, then states theirs. Ex: I wish I could go to Italy. The next person: Granted, but your passport is revoked and you're shot dead trying to escape. mmmk?

I wish the Cowboys would win the Super Bowl this year.

[da_ticklah]

Originally Posted by BrownEyedBtch

I remember this game from another forum a while ago. You state your wish, the next person grants it in a fucked-up way, then states theirs. Ex: I wish I could go to Italy. The next person: Granted, but your passport is revoked and you're shot dead trying to escape. mmmk?

I wish the Cowboys would win the Super Bowl this year.

you die at halftime never seeing them win

[Station]

"The Cowboy's Win the Super Bowl" is your mother's KGB sleeper agent activation phrase and you have to watch, powerless, as she launches a nuke remotely from your kitchen, thus sparking a worldwide holocaust.

[marina]

ur doin it wrong. You guys have to state a wish of your own.

I wish my car didn't need new brakes.

[Mikey]

your car has the best brakes installed ever. money no object. but you run out of gas in the wrong hood and get raped and robbed.

I wish for love.

[golgi body]

Originally Posted by Mikey

I wish for love.

You fall in love with a Haitian and become infected with HIV.


I wish everyone would die.