Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation

BrownEyedBtch · 01-03-2010, 06:31 PM

I remember this game from another forum a while ago. You state your wish, the next person grants it in a fucked-up way, then states theirs. Ex: I wish I could go to Italy. The next person: Granted, but your passport is revoked and you're shot dead trying to escape. mmmk?

I wish the Cowboys would win the Super Bowl this year.

da_ticklah · 01-03-2010, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by BrownEyedBtch

I remember this game from another forum a while ago. You state your wish, the next person grants it in a fucked-up way, then states theirs. Ex: I wish I could go to Italy. The next person: Granted, but your passport is revoked and you're shot dead trying to escape. mmmk?

I wish the Cowboys would win the Super Bowl this year.

you die at halftime never seeing them win

Station · 01-03-2010, 09:34 PM

"The Cowboy's Win the Super Bowl" is your mother's KGB sleeper agent activation phrase and you have to watch, powerless, as she launches a nuke remotely from your kitchen, thus sparking a worldwide holocaust.

marina · 01-04-2010, 02:10 AM

ur doin it wrong. You guys have to state a wish of your own.

I wish my car didn't need new brakes.

Mikey · 01-04-2010, 02:19 AM

your car has the best brakes installed ever. money no object. but you run out of gas in the wrong hood and get raped and robbed.

I wish for love.

golgi body · 01-04-2010, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikey

I wish for love.

You fall in love with a Haitian and become infected with HIV.

I wish everyone would die.

PoorGradStudent · 01-04-2010, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by golgi body

You fall in love with a Haitian and become infected with HIV.

I wish everyone would die.

Everyone dies, including you.

I wish for a million dollars.

hoshnobobo2.0 · 01-04-2010, 04:55 AM

you receive the million dollars but the United states is taken over by china and we switch currency making your money useless

i wish i could pay for college

John Galt · 01-04-2010, 05:08 AM

You pay for college by hookin' in the rest stops of North Dakota where your dick freezes and falls off.

I wish there was more good coffee in the house.

hoshnobobo2.0 · 01-04-2010, 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by John Galt

You pay for college by hookin' in the rest stops of North Dakota where your dick freezes and falls off.

I wish there was more good coffee in the house.

you develop an allergy to coffee

i wish i had all of super mans powers without his weaknesses

01-03-2010, 06:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
BrownEyedBtch Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 919	Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation I remember this game from another forum a while ago. You state your wish, the next person grants it in a fucked-up way, then states theirs. Ex: I wish I could go to Italy. The next person: Granted, but your passport is revoked and you're shot dead trying to escape. mmmk? I wish the Cowboys would win the Super Bowl this year.
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01-03-2010, 09:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
Station Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 466	"The Cowboy's Win the Super Bowl" is your mother's KGB sleeper agent activation phrase and you have to watch, powerless, as she launches a nuke remotely from your kitchen, thus sparking a worldwide holocaust.
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01-04-2010, 02:10 AM	#4 (permalink)
marina Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: I live in Southern California. Posts: 5,682	ur doin it wrong. You guys have to state a wish of your own. I wish my car didn't need new brakes.
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Mikey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Gran, you might have noticed that my boyfriend glitters. It's just something that he does in the sun Posts: 5,910	your car has the best brakes installed ever. money no object. but you run out of gas in the wrong hood and get raped and robbed. I wish for love.
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hoshnobobo2.0 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,179	you receive the million dollars but the United states is taken over by china and we switch currency making your money useless i wish i could pay for college
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John Galt Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Nude Hampster Posts: 2,031	You pay for college by hookin' in the rest stops of North Dakota where your dick freezes and falls off. I wish there was more good coffee in the house.
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