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Old 01-03-2010, 06:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I remember this game from another forum a while ago. You state your wish, the next person grants it in a fucked-up way, then states theirs. Ex: I wish I could go to Italy. The next person: Granted, but your passport is revoked and you're shot dead trying to escape. mmmk?

I wish the Cowboys would win the Super Bowl this year.
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Old 01-03-2010, 09:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I remember this game from another forum a while ago. You state your wish, the next person grants it in a fucked-up way, then states theirs. Ex: I wish I could go to Italy. The next person: Granted, but your passport is revoked and you're shot dead trying to escape. mmmk?

I wish the Cowboys would win the Super Bowl this year.
you die at halftime never seeing them win
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Old 01-03-2010, 09:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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"The Cowboy's Win the Super Bowl" is your mother's KGB sleeper agent activation phrase and you have to watch, powerless, as she launches a nuke remotely from your kitchen, thus sparking a worldwide holocaust.
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Old 01-04-2010, 02:10 AM   #4 (permalink)
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ur doin it wrong. You guys have to state a wish of your own.

I wish my car didn't need new brakes.
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Old 01-04-2010, 02:19 AM   #5 (permalink)
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your car has the best brakes installed ever. money no object. but you run out of gas in the wrong hood and get raped and robbed.

I wish for love.
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Old 01-04-2010, 03:12 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I wish for love.
You fall in love with a Haitian and become infected with HIV.


I wish everyone would die.
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Old 01-04-2010, 03:15 AM   #7 (permalink)
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You fall in love with a Haitian and become infected with HIV.


I wish everyone would die.
Everyone dies, including you.

I wish for a million dollars.
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Old 01-04-2010, 04:55 AM   #8 (permalink)
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you receive the million dollars but the United states is taken over by china and we switch currency making your money useless

i wish i could pay for college
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Old 01-04-2010, 05:08 AM   #9 (permalink)
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You pay for college by hookin' in the rest stops of North Dakota where your dick freezes and falls off.

I wish there was more good coffee in the house.
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Old 01-04-2010, 05:17 AM   #10 (permalink)
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You pay for college by hookin' in the rest stops of North Dakota where your dick freezes and falls off.

I wish there was more good coffee in the house.
you develop an allergy to coffee

i wish i had all of super mans powers without his weaknesses
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