The war is over, subway will stop being retarded with cheese

[Draconis]

I'm a big sandwich fan, and I like Subway. I couldn't give a fuck the way they do their cheese.

WHY WOULD YOU GIVE A FUCK HOW THEY DO THEIR CHEESE, FATTIES?

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by Draconis

I'm a big sandwich fan, and I like Subway. I couldn't give a fuck the way they do their cheese.

WHY WOULD YOU GIVE A FUCK HOW THEY DO THEIR CHEESE, FATTIES?

Homogeneity of ingredients is one of the cardinal virtues of a sandwich.

How can you call yourself a sandwich fan and not know that? Shame on you.

[EastTexas]

Originally Posted by Draconis

I'm a big sandwich fan, and I like Subway.

Big sandwich fan my ass.
Today I went to Gandolfo's and got a Philly Creamcheese Steak. (roastbeef, cream cheese, steak sauce, peppers, onions, lettuce and tomato) That was a sandwich.
Subway makes toy sandwiches. Kind of like when you see a 5yr old driving around in those toy Jeeps. It's not a really Jeep. Subway sandwiches are childrens toys when compared to a real sandwich.

[violachick8]

Originally Posted by Saint Marcos

Let's all go buy a Subway sub on July 1st to ensure policy compliance...

Cheese is suspiciously absent from this thread btw.

Cheese is currently without access to the interwebs. Allow me to be his intermediary.
*witty quip skewering someone with light malice prefferably in a sexual manner*
*non-sequitor*
*another witty quip*

[Draconis]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

Homogeneity of ingredients is one of the cardinal virtues of a sandwich.

How can you call yourself a sandwich fan and not know that? Shame on you.

My apologies, sir, my apologies.

[Saint Marcos]

Originally Posted by violachick8

Cheese is currently without access to the interwebs. Allow me to be his intermediary.
*witty quip skewering someone with light malice prefferably in a sexual manner*

Yeah, but you didn't see this girl or her knee-pads!

Originally Posted by violachick8

*non-sequitor*

Dude wtf? That's a horrible analogy -- I'm not sure I get where you're going with that one....

Originally Posted by violachick8

*another witty quip*

Well if its "holy", does that make you Swiss Cheese?!? LOL!


[I dunno, this might work -- And tell him I'm taking bets on which comes first, when the courts allow him to use the internet again, or when he can come within 100 yards of an elementary school.]

[Rhinano]

They still don't do peanut butter jelly, so fuck them.

[Patrice]

Originally Posted by Rhinano

They still don't do peanut butter jelly, so fuck them.

Replace Jelly w/strawberry jam and I heartily agree.

[Saint Marcos]

Originally Posted by Patrice

Replace Jelly w/strawberry jam and I heartily agree.

You do realize the difference between jam & jelly don't you?

You can't Jelly your cock down a girl's throat

[adrenalinem4n]

I get provolone it is a half shaped circle. I was happy and excited until i realized that, oh well. SUBWAY what about me??