WHA HAPPA???

[the big lebowski]

MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so you guys can officially welcome me to the club. i walked up to my car yesterday only to find this shit:

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as i crossed my fingers i told myself, "i'm sure it was just some crazy kids throwin a baseball around and one got away."

so i opened the door and found this:

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GOD DAMNIT!!! THOSE KIDS WHOSE BALL SMASHED MY WINDOW DECIDED TO STEAL MY RADIO!!!

only something tells me it wasn't kids. it's funny too cause when i visualized the cunt who busted out my window, it's a skinny, wirey, white, methamphetimine redneck motherfucker. have i learned nothing about racial profiling after 310 episodes? luckily they ass fuck only took the radio and left my cd's and paycheck stubs and ipod (whew!).

but as the chinese say, "when life hands you lemons...fuckin' squirt that shit back in life's face and say, 'fuuuuuuuuck yyyou!'" so i decided to turn my misfortune into a rolling KATG billboard. maybe some good will come of this shit yet.

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my sig shows me when i saw the broken window.