Do you think you'd be a good parent?

[EastTexas]

This question is for those without kids.
I've always thought I'd be a good parent if I ever chose to have kids. After seeing a real parent in action at the grocery store I'm not so sure now.

26-28ish mom, 2 and 3 year olds. Kids were standing in the aisle while she was checking out. Mom, "What the fuck you doin? Get the fuck over here both of you. Wit yo stupid little fuckin asses." She then grabbed them and yanked them in line.

I'd have never thought to do this, but analyzing it on the way home I've come to the conclusion she's actually quite good.

She asked them to explain themselves.
"What the fuck you doin?"

She stated her expectations.
"Get the fuck back over here, both of you."

Identified the issue.
"Yo stupid little fuckin' asses."

Then corrected them.
Yanking them in line.

Good thing I don't have kids. There's so much to learn.
Anyone want to play guess the race?