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What I did today
Woke up at 8am, ate breakfast, played computer games and watched tv, got dressed, volunteered at our senior center (served beverages, wiped off tables and called bingo) 11:30 - 1:30, did some shopping, changed oil in lawnmower, mowed our yard, took clippings to dump, showered, ate supper, played my sax at band practice 7 - 9 and here I am.
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Today is only just starting, but yesterday:
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I hope this won't supplant cubicle crowd.
Yesterday: 7:45 first alarm 8:30 official wake-up 9:45 arrive at work, check facebook/forums 10:15 start work 11:00-11:30 catch up on facebook/forums 12-1 Lunch 1-1:30 Meeting 1:30-2 catch up on facebook/forums 2-2:30 Meeting 2:30-3:00 Draw Something + Scramble in the bathroom 3-3:30 catch up on facebook/forums 4-4:30 catch up on facebook/forums 5-5:30 catch up on facebook/forums 6 leave work 6:30-9:30 fencing 9:30-12 beer+Internet+Netflix
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1:00 am "I should really go to bed now otherwise I won't be productive tomorrow"
3:00 actually fall asleep 8:30am mild non crazy alarm - SNOOZE 9:00am second try at waking up, check iphone for twitter/facebook/news in bed 9:15am second backup CRAZY LOUD alarm - shower 10:15ish show up at work and praise my luck to have a job with flexible hours - check email, phone conferences , procrastination, plan for KATG week backup, make powerpoints look pretty and hopefully make clients wanna pay for shit, solve silly client problems, ... bla bla bla 6:00pm leave work early to attend goodbye dinner for former boss 0:15am hahjeez is it so late already and why I am awake still??? |
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woke up around 9,
determined my body fat percentage, like a nerd who also likes fitness had breakfast Worked out Did some cleaning for an hour (dishes, laundry) did some research for a project Had lunch did some more research Took my 15 year old to his girlfriend's house picked up a bottle of chocolate red wine had dinner am currently doing more research while drinking red wine that tastes like tootsie rolls. |
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Woke up at 3am because I have a cold and couldn't return to sleep
Read for about an hour Fell asleep Woke up at 11am Breakfast at noon (cottage cheese, cheerios, peaches = delicious) Gym at 3pm, worked out arms and a reduced amount of legs (doing squats while in this sickness would have been insanely strenuous) Collected $10 from a bet I made with a friend on who could reach 170lbs first (I beat him by A MILE) Went to the park at 4:30pm and played handball until 7pm. Won every game I played Showered, ate dinner, posted in this thread |
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7:30 AM - First Alarm
8:00 AM - Actually woke up 8:05 AM - Showered and shaved 8:25 AM - Checked the internets 8:30 AM - Made a sandwich and bagel 8:35 AM - Left for work 8:50 AM - Arrived at work 9:00 AM - Sat in a group meeting/discusson 9:30 AM - Talked shit about the horrible "spicy eggnog" coffee to co-workers and mentioned how it tastes like pixie stix and steak seasoning 9:35 AM - Asked a guy in the office about what motorcycles would be good for me 9:45 AM - Actually sit down to work while listening to music 9:45 AM to 11:30 - Boss is in a meeting with IRS agent, did shit work (data fixes) and occasionally talked shit with co-workers. Complained that one didn't offer me grapes like he did yesterday. Got called "smarmy" for this in a joking way. He did offer me peppermint tea today, but fuck that. He also likes the spicy eggnog coffee 11:30 AM - Boss is out of meeting. Time to focus a bit more on shit work. 1:30 PM - Go to lunch in the lunch room. Co-worker talks about how the sandwiches I and another guy make always look so good. My sandwiches always have tons of vegetables and other toppings. His was just meat, cheese, and a bunch of seasonings. I felt like my sandwich was way better but had to stay humble. Talk shit about how the same co-worker who complemented our sandwiches eats like garbage (everything out of a can). 1:45 PM - Conversation turns to more shit talking, jokingly accusing can food-eater of being high. 2:00 PM - Back to work, this time on more interesting stuff, leaving more shit work for tomorrow. 5:00 PM - Time to leave, but so close to finishing a project. 5:10 PM - Give up on the project and drive home. 5:30 PM - Look up motorcycles on craigslist as I do everyday, everything is shit. Eat Doritos. Read websites. 7:00 PM - Decide to take a nap. 9:00 PM - Wake up from nap, look at the internet again. 9:15 PM - End up on KATG forums writing this. I talk a lot of shit throughout the day.
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