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Not particularly. I'm really just looking for something that fits me, being 6'5". |
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Of course I am a mid-thirties lady who doesn't wear make up or, you know, comb my hair, so I guess it made sense they were surprised when I went all Donna Reed for a second. |
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OOOOH Funnnnnn thread.
Ok, here goes: • Up at 4:50 am to go for a run, listen to KATG and Marc Maron during this run. • Back home, play DRAWSOMETHING for 45minutes while Coronation Street plays in the background (mommy multitasking), 6:15 shower time, 6:30 Beautify for work • Kid up at 6:30-6:45, change diaper, give him cuddles, make breakfast for the family (Toast and eggs) make lunch for work (3 fruits and a low fat sandwich with 5 chocolate wafers, same thing every day). Chat with my man and convince him work will be good, "New day Fresh start". Play more drawsomething and ignore everyone for 10 minutes. Check Facebook • 7:45 Force the child into his coat, hat and boots as he screams "No momma, go away, I don't wanna go to daycare" • Blast outta the drive way and hot pedal it to Daycare while singing "If you're happy and you know it wiggle your bum" • 8:10 drop kid off, say "Love you see you later" and blast off to work • 8:30- 11:45 Sit my ass down at my desk at 8:30am, check emails, address any emergencies that might have come up. Fix any print job errors that were made. Send files to the plate makers, check approvals, set up art for overseas and in house production, Take pictures in the studio, call tech support and bitch about how my puter isn't doing exactly what I want it to do, call suppliers, discuss how customers are annoying and coworkers are incompetent. Twitter during all of this. • 11:45-noon ram my minuscule lunch down my throat and lace up my runners. 12-1 walk around the industrial park at high speeds smiling at truckers and laughing to KATG and Marc Maron...sometimes boggie to my playlists.Stop at Tims for a medium decaf 2 cream one sugar • 1-4:45 pm: Same as 8:30-11:45. • 4:45 race out of work, fight traffic to the daycare, get a big boost of love when my son screams "MOMMMMMA" when I show up. Fight with him to get his coat, boots and hat on while he yells "No Momma go away, I don't wanna go home" • 5:30 make supper, from scratch • 6:30 eat dinner • 6:50 run a bath for the boy, Daddy takes over, grab a glass of wine and my ipad and DRAWSOMETHING while Desperate Housewives plays in the background • 7:15- 7:45 Get boy into jammies, brush teeth, read bedtime stories. • 7:45-9:45 Flop on the couch with the man, talk about the day, watch Dr Who or The Deadliest Catch or some such tripe. • 9:45- if either of us have energy we might get lucky. otherwise read until 10pm Starts all over the next day EDIT: I forgot, I play DRAWSOMETHING and Lexulous from 7:45-9:45....obsessively ...multitasking mommy Last edited by campy; 04-05-2012 at 10:42 AM. |
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I woke up at about 7:30 AM, looked at my boyfriend who had just gotten out of bed, looked at the clock, shook my head "no" and went back to sleep.
When I finally did get up it was around 9:30. I ate breakfast and went to the grocery store. It was way full of old people. Also some of my regular items were cheaper than they were the week before. w00t? I have basically been working at home since then. I have about 12 hours of work to do today. At least I get to be at home. I've also been drinking port wine all day. Friday is the only day of the week where I don't have any work outs planned or roller derby obligations. Well, this has been a nice break. |
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