Where is this joke from?

[marina]

I think it's been used a lot of places by a lot of people and shows. Part of me wants to say Jim Gaffigan, but maybe not.

[thepetek]

Yeah, I almost think my Simpson's thought is about "that's a real thing" in reference to the 'magical animal' that gives us bacon, pork chops and ribs.

But, "Like that's a real place" is pretty...well google "like that's a real place" (with quotes)

You'd be better off just riffing on 'New'

New York? Oh, is that New and Improved York? What does this New York have that regular York doesn't?

New South Wales? So only the Southern Welsh were criminals and got shipped off to Australia? Is there a New South Bronx in Australia?

[punk'n]

I think Keith has at least said it before referring to how certain people react to Chemda being from Israel.