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On a related note...
Why is it that sometimes, when I suck in my lips and stretch the part under my nose, I can smell my own boogers? |
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That is kinda gross. Have you thought of chewing up a bunch of cookies, letting them stew in your mouth, spitting them out, then drinking that? It might be a way to lead up to drinking your own spit.
Or maybe just try filtering it. |
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flies are gross too they vomit on everything >.< and then walk around all vomity on everything else" EWWWWWWW-flies do? That is beyond f'ing disgusting-ewww,they VOMIT on everything? I just thought they were gross because they sit on SHIT and then sit on us,and our beds,and our food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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ever scooped them up with a spoon into a mound like a pile of weird pile of wriggling rice? hours of entertainment; but not someting to put on a resume apparently.
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It's all in the definition of 'dirty'. Your saliva, poo, pee pee, and other biological fluids are teaming with life other than yours (philosophically). We usually call things 'dirty' that have biological contaminants (life) that can potentially usurp our own. Almost all biological fluids, by definition, are good at supporting life, this includes 'bad' life. The moment a fluid leaves our body, it is immediately exposed to a plethora of baddies, just waiting to move in. This truth migrated into the muscle, mental, and cultural memory through the process of your ancestors and relatives getting sick, dying, and watching other people die after consuming 'dirty' things. I, for one, think being repulsed by biological fluids can be cute; for example, my kitty cat diligently scoops litter over his poo, and my dogger kicks back his legs after he pees. No one taught them this. omfg, life is cool.
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