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small penis but great in bed. 40 67.80%
average-large penis and horrible in bed 13 22.03%
loose vagina 7 11.86%
tight vagina but horrible in bed 10 16.95%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 59. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 09-14-2010, 03:09 AM   #21 (permalink)
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you sound bitter...
I am an average and i am a realist. also i am in a very bad week.
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Old 09-14-2010, 07:58 AM   #22 (permalink)
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GFs always tell me mine is "perfect" I'm pretty sure that's a code word for small.
It's not. I use the word "perfect" in the same context and it's not because it's even close to the code word for small.

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And ladies, dont chime in saying that you dont care about penis size, because it's not true.
Of course we care - but to a certain point. I think guy's think we care more than we actually do.
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Old 09-14-2010, 10:32 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Of course we care - but to a certain point. I think guy's think we care more than we actually do.
I didnt state the contrary. I just meant that if you have a mini penis it's very hard, if not impossible, that you could be "great" or even remarkable in bed.

I dont get why people see this as bitter, i'm simply being objective about it. It's also true that you can be giant sized and a complete mess. And yes i stand on the fact that any girl who has a lover that is physically inadequate or not skilled in bed, is more than justified in finding a substitute. I dont see this as a negative. It's a simple reality.
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Old 09-15-2010, 04:23 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Shit, I voted thinking small penis meant about 4" but all the recent posts sound like they're referring to 2" or under.

Anyways, I can't speak for someone with a massive dick but I think I'm around average and give my girl plenty of orgasms to the point where I don't think a bigger dick could increase that amount.
Only reason I'd want a huge dick is to impress during flaccid times as my flatmate is want to do whenever we're out on the town, wasted as all hell. (Windmilling your dick is never an appropriate response to, "what club shall we hit next?")
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Old 09-15-2010, 04:44 AM   #25 (permalink)
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small penis is under 6/7 inches (erect).
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Old 09-15-2010, 05:11 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I'm now concerned that my penis is small, although I don't actually know exactly how long 6 inches is. I'm sure I measured it a few years ago, no idea what the outcome was though.

Who actually owns rulers any more?
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Old 09-15-2010, 05:45 AM   #27 (permalink)
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I'm now concerned that my penis is small, although I don't actually know exactly how long 6 inches is.
If you're cool enough to own an iPhone, place it alongside your dick for 4.3", then turn it on it's side and use the the top to measure a further 2.5". Voila! 6"

Also, I think Junk's been watching too much porn, 6/7" is the average if surveys and studies into such things are to be believed.
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Old 09-15-2010, 06:15 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Also, I think Junk's been watching too much porn, 6/7" is the average if surveys and studies into such things are to be believed.
That's what i meant. 6/7 inches is the average. Below that it's below average aka small.

I'm around 6'' so i'm on the very low end.
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Old 09-15-2010, 07:17 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Ah, my bad, I'll upgrade my reading comprehension for next time.
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Old 09-15-2010, 07:36 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Average is generaly considered to be in the 5 inches range.
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