YOU'RE INVITED: Happy Birthday Sparrow

Sparrow · 03-11-2013, 08:23 PM

i've always shamelessly taken--from the very first day and culminating in an orgasmic display of sparks and glitter on the 28th--the entire month of March to celebrate my birthday. apparently turning 28 ON the 28th is a thing, so i'm doing it pretty hard.

what i want most in the world, my loves, this year is you

that's right. my little heart desires to see this community en masse and whip it into a frothy sexy steamy mess. here's the hitch, i have fallen far short of being able to come here at this end of the line times. so, before my hope falls to the floor, i'm reaching out.

the /chat crowd and myself are hosting a chat party this WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13th to raise funds. boobs. booze. bong ripz. no pants.

TWEET IT

"what this for, birds?"

gosh, all kinds of things!

to subsidize the UN of Boobs
get danny laid
drugs
shots
food
travel
public transport
misc keith and the girl

"what do /i/ get?"

*an evening of NSFW online shenanigans!
*my visage and joie de vivre at all KATG related events during april 15th week
(unless my mouth is hugging one of you)
*and a sampler!
like this one i'm working on for our good and dear friend lanfear for dropping the first penny in the pig:

or this deluxe dinosaur!

i would be pleased as punch for y'all to join in the funs and help a little bird get her birthday wishes. i love you more than peaches.

where: katg.com/chat
when: WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13th

paypal: commonsparrow@gmail.com

Sparrow · 03-11-2013, 08:26 PM

everybody's invited, so please bandy this thread about twitter to let the peoples know far and wide

there /will/ be tits

Astigos · 03-11-2013, 11:34 PM

Happy birthday Sparrow!

TeddyPicker · 03-12-2013, 07:14 AM

I will be doing dirty things for dollars. We gotta get Sparrow to the Big Apple.

Adamus · 03-12-2013, 07:58 AM

Shiny!

What time will the festivities start?

Sparrow · 03-12-2013, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adamus

Shiny!

What time will the festivities start?

8-9ish.

banger316 · 03-12-2013, 07:47 PM

I cant think of a better use of my money than to help sparrow and any and all titties are a great bonus

violachick8 · 03-12-2013, 07:51 PM

IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS!!!!!
Mostly cause it gets me IRL sparez but also because it has produced such lovely samplers thus far. Also tits.
I'm in it to win it tomorrow yall.

NazT N8 · 03-12-2013, 07:53 PM

I usually play poker on Wednesday's. So around 8-9pm I'll either be drunk and broke or drunk with a few extra dollars! It's not high stakes by any means, typically $1-$3 buy in. If I win, I'll donate my winnings. If I lose, I'll be drunk and probably just donate a few bucks anyway.

Sparrow · 03-12-2013, 08:13 PM

however your night turns out, just come on in and cam up. i want to see all your faces!!!

03-11-2013, 08:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
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violachick8 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Boston Posts: 287	IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS!!!!! Mostly cause it gets me IRL sparez but also because it has produced such lovely samplers thus far. Also tits. I'm in it to win it tomorrow yall.
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NazT N8 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: HKY.NC Posts: 243	I usually play poker on Wednesday's. So around 8-9pm I'll either be drunk and broke or drunk with a few extra dollars! It's not high stakes by any means, typically $1-$3 buy in. If I win, I'll donate my winnings. If I lose, I'll be drunk and probably just donate a few bucks anyway.
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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	however your night turns out, just come on in and cam up. i want to see all your faces!!! NazT N8 likes this.
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