Your "Official Top 5 KATG Fans You're Allowed to Sleep With" List

[CuriousKlepto]

Originally Posted by Eats Paste

WHOOAAAA!! Easy buddy. Let's not start with the homo talk.

But it's so much fun!

[Big M]

Originally Posted by Ian

Is that a good thing, or a bad thing? or a good thing but kinda creepy?


It's been a while since that Melbourne meet up. Perhaps next time there will be a better turn out.

Good thing if you like 15-18 year old girls that giggle uncontrollably.

[Rhian]

Originally Posted by Eats Paste

5.*****

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[AiNE]

Originally Posted by serial_x

My list refined.

1. AiNE
2. Draconis
3. Bebe
4. Rhian
5. Tuttle

i like how im number 1 you get something special for that!

[serial_x]

Originally Posted by AiNE

i like how im number 1 you get something special for that!

Your signature says it all

[AiNE]

Originally Posted by lattaland

I am in a "traditional" marriage whereas my wife is so square and old fashioned, she believes we should not "sleep with other people". I doubt I'm all that "allowed" to sleep with any of you, I'd do it all the same.
Aunt Helen: Aunt Helen is a colleague,and wonderful artist, but what gets me revved is that shapely butt from riding a bike all over hippytown USA. Numeric score 8.2
Punk'N: Oh sure, we woulda been great friends, and you woulda even told me all your sexual exploits involving skinheads and head punches, all the time I woulda been bitter that it wasn't me getting that sweet trim. Numeric score 8.5
AiNE: Rubenesque curves will be the death of me, especially when they are belonging to a girl too young to ever have any reason in the world to be in the same room as me, unless of course that room was "Forever 21", and still, that'd be creepy. Numeric score 8.9
Sparrow: Uh, this won't make things awkward between us, right?
Jameria Sorry white girls, you ever hear "Baby Got Back"? You never had a chance. Numeric score 10.0

bewwwww! ive been with older then you kiddo :P

[AiNE]

Originally Posted by serial_x

Your signature says it all

hehehe, camping trip is going to be AWESOME!

my list (were i to have a significant other)

1. serial x.. theres some mystery to it
2. teddy picker.. because shes uber hawt
3. the_ed cause hes so damned pretty!
4. latta what can i say, hes a cutey
5. everyone on paltalk, because you know how to party and throwdown!

thats my top five... i dont want to go further cause ill just get emails about why people were left out... i love you all more or less equally

[shantastic]

i am coming out of katg hiding to say i am offended nobody wants to bang me.

[bithead]

Originally Posted by firefighter_chick

hey now. easy.

Oops

Originally Posted by Rhian

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You forgot the exclamation mark.

[Mr_Matt]

Given the fact that I have no significant other to turn a blind eye.

And also given the fact that I only really have three rules about sleeping with someone.

1. They must have a pulse (because I'm not into Necrophilia).
2. They must have a vagina (because I'm not gay, despite what some people think).
3. They must be willing to have sex with me (because I'm not into rape. Well actually I am into that whole rape fantasy thing but I don't think I would ever actually rape someone).

And also given the fact that, despite those two facts, I still haven't managed to get a sniff even at a KATG meetup (which is apperently like staving to death at an all you can eat buffet)

Making a list would be pointless......


but Fuck it! why not?

1. Lanfear
2. AiNE
3. TeddyPicker
4. kissmisskate
5. AllisonWonderland