1439: Tough Titties

Keith · 08-09-2011, 04:59 PM

"I'm just saying: I caughtchya."

Tig Notaro

Rusty Bones · 08-09-2011, 07:00 PM

I have no idea what was said on the show... I am downloading it as we speak and drooling with anticipation.

I was hoping to get some talk about the riots here in the UK... and there it is in the poll question!

I just hope Keith isn't going to continue to talk down the British and re-express the tired opinion that we think people are funny only when they are wearing dresses.

Oh God he's going to isn't he? KEITH???! Did you overuse the word 'mate' in this show? I bloody well hope not.

Fuck. I'm not going to like this am i?

Keith · 08-09-2011, 07:17 PM

I was wearing a dress when I gave my point of view, so you'll like it.

Rusty Bones · 08-09-2011, 07:29 PM

Saw you had posted and paused the show to reply.

Loving Tig... I remember her from Sarah Silverman so I can picture her without waiting for show photos to come up.

I am naked right now and smoking an electric cigerette.

(38, male, straight, million shits, yadda, yadda, yadda!)

Subsonix · 08-09-2011, 07:34 PM

Fuck me. I love Tig Notaro. Good get!

Rusty Bones · 08-09-2011, 08:14 PM

Ok

'Nottingham, I've seen that movie, it's a nice place.'

No. Not 'Notting Hill' in London... The city of Nottingham. The riots are in several cities.

The reason there are kids around is because there are no guns around. The reason there are no guns around is because the police have no guns. Everyone is happy with there being no guns thank you. We do NOT need guns.

I was in a garage the other day as the staff and police tackled a robbery. People with their children continued shopping. 'Just stay away honey' said one man to his small daughter. She was in no danger because there are no guns, just some bottles being tossed about at the other side of the garage and about 8 shoppers who would instantly leap in to protect children if necessary.

We are no Canada but we are OK.

Apart from the scumbags who like to rob and burn things and who are now aparently using I phones to coordinate.

I suspect they have been practicing their operational cooperation on Xbox.

Overall an A plus for your handling ofr the story and I formally apologising for my earlier trepidation regarding your sensitivity.

Ok now on with the show.

The Gunner · 08-09-2011, 08:40 PM

Fuck yeah I'd join in the riots. Any riot. I don't care about the cause, I just want to set a bus on fire. Plus I could always use a new ipod or twenty.

DWarrior · 08-09-2011, 08:52 PM

USA ain't so bad now, is it? #1! Gold Medal!

unohisname · 08-09-2011, 09:16 PM

this first time they had 2 lesbians on the show, and they wasn't dating/

DWarrior · 08-09-2011, 09:31 PM

80% of people are bullshitting.

View Poll Results: If you were at the riots, would you join in?
Yes	25	18.66%
No	109	81.34%
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08-09-2011, 04:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
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Rusty Bones Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: in your special place. Posts: 30	In the Dark! I have no idea what was said on the show... I am downloading it as we speak and drooling with anticipation. I was hoping to get some talk about the riots here in the UK... and there it is in the poll question! I just hope Keith isn't going to continue to talk down the British and re-express the tired opinion that we think people are funny only when they are wearing dresses. Oh God he's going to isn't he? KEITH???! Did you overuse the word 'mate' in this show? I bloody well hope not. Fuck. I'm not going to like this am i?
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,542	I was wearing a dress when I gave my point of view, so you'll like it.
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Rusty Bones Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: in your special place. Posts: 30	Saw you had posted and paused the show to reply. Loving Tig... I remember her from Sarah Silverman so I can picture her without waiting for show photos to come up. I am naked right now and smoking an electric cigerette. (38, male, straight, million shits, yadda, yadda, yadda!)
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Subsonix Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 813	Fuck me. I love Tig Notaro. Good get!
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08-09-2011, 08:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
Rusty Bones Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: in your special place. Posts: 30	Ok 'Nottingham, I've seen that movie, it's a nice place.' No. Not 'Notting Hill' in London... The city of Nottingham. The riots are in several cities. The reason there are kids around is because there are no guns around. The reason there are no guns around is because the police have no guns. Everyone is happy with there being no guns thank you. We do NOT need guns. I was in a garage the other day as the staff and police tackled a robbery. People with their children continued shopping. 'Just stay away honey' said one man to his small daughter. She was in no danger because there are no guns, just some bottles being tossed about at the other side of the garage and about 8 shoppers who would instantly leap in to protect children if necessary. We are no Canada but we are OK. Apart from the scumbags who like to rob and burn things and who are now aparently using I phones to coordinate. I suspect they have been practicing their operational cooperation on Xbox. Overall an A plus for your handling ofr the story and I formally apologising for my earlier trepidation regarding your sensitivity. Ok now on with the show.
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08-09-2011, 08:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
The Gunner Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 382	Fuck yeah I'd join in the riots. Any riot. I don't care about the cause, I just want to set a bus on fire. Plus I could always use a new ipod or twenty.
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DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 4,046	USA ain't so bad now, is it? #1! Gold Medal!
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unohisname Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Norfolk,VA Posts: 167	this first time they had 2 lesbians on the show, and they wasn't dating/
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08-09-2011, 09:31 PM	#10 (permalink)
DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 4,046	80% of people are bullshitting.
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