1526: Anything for a Woman

Keith · 01-31-2012, 06:13 PM

"I'm done, like, y'know, bein' the Mr. Nice Guy."

Comedian Shane Mauss

unohisname · 01-31-2012, 07:32 PM

Two shows of my quotes in one week! To bad I don't come off smart at all. both street smarts and book.

dannyhatch · 01-31-2012, 07:38 PM

I'm so excited to listen, I've missed hearing Shane on the show.

Edward's Screen Name · 01-31-2012, 09:34 PM

Is there such a thing as "street dumbs?"

If not, there should be.

WittyReference · 01-31-2012, 10:37 PM

An issue with pronouncing a guests name incorrectly would be that anyone who liked their appearance on the show would have trouble searching for them online.
When I googled "Shane Mouse" I got a bunch of mouse pad websites.

but then again searching for "Shane Moss" doesn't help either so maybe they should just write his name on the screen...

invader · 01-31-2012, 10:58 PM

Keith mispronounced Mark Maron's last name when he was first on the show. Also how many appearances did Diane O'Debrh have on the show before Keith learned that she was not only a standup but primarily was a standup comedian? But to be fair he at least got her name right. Of course we all understand that its just a simple mistake and not really a big deal. Except Keith.

Also Deandre, you might be dyslexic. It maybe something you already know, but if you didn't you may want to look into getting help for that.

dannyhatch · 01-31-2012, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Edward's Screen Name

Is there such a thing as "street dumbs?"

If not, there should be.

I hate to be that guy, I really do, but if you're going to call someone stupid at least be grammatically proper about it. It's just mean.

DWarrior · 02-01-2012, 12:17 AM

Actually, Elements of Fucking Style has good grammar advice. The "parody" part is because it's a parody of the old Strunk and White's The Elements of Style. They're both short enough to be read quickly, but the old book is a bit too much detail for everyday stuff.

Enunciated Piffle · 02-01-2012, 12:59 AM

I'm kind of surprised Chemda didn't comment on the 'other-other' reason women sometimes sound like 'little girls.' It can also be due to molestation as a young girl. My friend's crazy-as-shit girlfriend is like this and she talks and texts...like a stupid little girl. It's sad, but apparently the person has a split in their development at the time of the tragedy and if the person is a 5 yr old girl: that's what they sound like. Sometimes a therapist can even tell as to what age - just by determining how old the voice is...
So there's that. AND. Women know how to manipulate men.

Enunciated Piffle · 02-01-2012, 01:07 AM

I loved how Chemda recommended that Deandre read 'How to Win Friends and Influence People"...I would have suggested the audio version.

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WittyReference Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 561	An issue with pronouncing a guests name incorrectly would be that anyone who liked their appearance on the show would have trouble searching for them online. When I googled "Shane Mouse" I got a bunch of mouse pad websites. but then again searching for "Shane Moss" doesn't help either so maybe they should just write his name on the screen... Last edited by WittyReference; 01-31-2012 at 10:42 PM. Reason: more info
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invader Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Bronx, NY Posts: 578	Keith mispronounced Mark Maron's last name when he was first on the show. Also how many appearances did Diane O'Debrh have on the show before Keith learned that she was not only a standup but primarily was a standup comedian? But to be fair he at least got her name right. Of course we all understand that its just a simple mistake and not really a big deal. Except Keith. Also Deandre, you might be dyslexic. It maybe something you already know, but if you didn't you may want to look into getting help for that. Last edited by invader; 01-31-2012 at 11:00 PM.
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02-01-2012, 12:17 AM	#8 (permalink)
DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 4,046	Actually, Elements of Fucking Style has good grammar advice. The "parody" part is because it's a parody of the old Strunk and White's The Elements of Style. They're both short enough to be read quickly, but the old book is a bit too much detail for everyday stuff.
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02-01-2012, 12:59 AM	#9 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	The 'Little Girl Voice' I'm kind of surprised Chemda didn't comment on the 'other-other' reason women sometimes sound like 'little girls.' It can also be due to molestation as a young girl. My friend's crazy-as-shit girlfriend is like this and she talks and texts...like a stupid little girl. It's sad, but apparently the person has a split in their development at the time of the tragedy and if the person is a 5 yr old girl: that's what they sound like. Sometimes a therapist can even tell as to what age - just by determining how old the voice is... So there's that. AND. Women know how to manipulate men.
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02-01-2012, 01:07 AM	#10 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Heads Fuck Up When They Only 22. And. shit. I loved how Chemda recommended that Deandre read 'How to Win Friends and Influence People"...I would have suggested the audio version.
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