1684: Fantasy

Keith · 11-06-2012, 06:14 PM

"You don't make sense. I'm just gonna fuck you however I want to fuck you."

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Enunciated Piffle · 11-06-2012, 07:34 PM

I voted for President Obama. I wanted to 'write in' Ron Paul, or even vote for libertarian candidate Gary Johnson, but then saw a pick-up truck outside the polling place with a bumbersticker that read 'Comrade Obama.' This pissed me off, so...yeah. Obama. He's never gonna: Legalize Marijuana or even respect Med-Pot states, nor is he making America equal for gay men and lesbian women's right to marriage. He's not bringing any troops home or going against the proliferation of American wars. You know what, though? He's not a communist, nor is he a Muslim. Other nations seem to like him and he's moderate as moderates go. Fuck. I hope he does something neato this second term. Also: Fuck Mitt Romney.

Black Bart · 11-06-2012, 08:33 PM

Sitting and watching the returns.

If Obama does win, and it does seem likely given how Florida seems to be trending, I do hope the country can heal a bit and start to get work done.

The key word was "change"

I hope Congress can change and begin to work together for the best of the country, not for one party or another.

BTW I called it a 290 win for O but if he wins Florida, then it may be 299. If VA somehhow is able to stay then its a blow away at 319

Black Bart · 11-06-2012, 09:43 PM

Jim Carville is looking like a pig in s**t.

They haven't called it yet but Florida is looking like it's going to go BLUE!!!

Black Bart · 11-06-2012, 09:59 PM

0 for 2 thank God!

Plus VA for Tim Kaine. Good news for normalcy.

Mark Sandiego · 11-06-2012, 10:17 PM

Quick Stats Lesson for the pregnancy conversation:
Condoms: 98% effective (2% chance of failure or 0.02)
Birth Control: 99.9% (0.1% chance of failure or 0.001)

Combined (chance of two independent events happening at the same time - multiply)
0.02 x 0.001 = 0.00002 or 0.002%

This is 2 pregnancies out every 100,000 or 1 pregnancy out of every 50,000 sexual encounters.

Still this is for normal sperm. Perhaps Keith has super sperm and this ex-gf was not being too cautious.

Black Bart · 11-06-2012, 10:29 PM

It's looking like some Supreme Court Justices are goign to be able to retire.

Now it's definite !!!!!!!!!!!!

WSEIII · 11-06-2012, 11:37 PM

I voted for the Libertarian candidate because I didn't want to vote for Obama or Romney.

Keith how could you, as an atheist, sing God bless America?

Keith · 11-07-2012, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSEIII

Keith how could you, as an atheist, sing God bless America?

It's a great song.

Carruthers · 11-07-2012, 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSEIII

... Keith how could you, as an atheist, sing God bless America?

If one can write music for the religious, despite oneself being an atheist, I suppose one can sing it.

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11-06-2012, 07:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Voting in Montana is synonymous with...meh. I voted for President Obama. I wanted to 'write in' Ron Paul, or even vote for libertarian candidate Gary Johnson, but then saw a pick-up truck outside the polling place with a bumbersticker that read 'Comrade Obama.' This pissed me off, so...yeah. Obama. He's never gonna: Legalize Marijuana or even respect Med-Pot states, nor is he making America equal for gay men and lesbian women's right to marriage. He's not bringing any troops home or going against the proliferation of American wars. You know what, though? He's not a communist, nor is he a Muslim. Other nations seem to like him and he's moderate as moderates go. Fuck. I hope he does something neato this second term. Also: Fuck Mitt Romney.
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11-06-2012, 08:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
Black Bart Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 102	2012 Sitting and watching the returns. If Obama does win, and it does seem likely given how Florida seems to be trending, I do hope the country can heal a bit and start to get work done. The key word was "change" I hope Congress can change and begin to work together for the best of the country, not for one party or another. BTW I called it a 290 win for O but if he wins Florida, then it may be 299. If VA somehhow is able to stay then its a blow away at 319 Last edited by Black Bart; 11-06-2012 at 08:37 PM.
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11-06-2012, 09:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
Black Bart Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 102	2012 Jim Carville is looking like a pig in st. They haven't called it yet but Florida is looking like it's going to go BLUE*!!! Last edited by Black Bart; 11-06-2012 at 09:46 PM.*
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11-06-2012, 09:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
Black Bart Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 102	GOP Rape Candidates 0 for 2 thank God! Plus VA for Tim Kaine. Good news for normalcy.
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11-06-2012, 10:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mark Sandiego Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 70	Quick Stats Lesson for the pregnancy conversation: Condoms: 98% effective (2% chance of failure or 0.02) Birth Control: 99.9% (0.1% chance of failure or 0.001) Combined (chance of two independent events happening at the same time - multiply) 0.02 x 0.001 = 0.00002 or 0.002% This is 2 pregnancies out every 100,000 or 1 pregnancy out of every 50,000 sexual encounters. Still this is for normal sperm. Perhaps Keith has super sperm and this ex-gf was not being too cautious.
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11-06-2012, 10:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
Black Bart Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 102	It's looking like some Supreme Court Justices are goign to be able to retire. Now it's definite !!!!!!!!!!!! Last edited by Black Bart; 11-06-2012 at 10:30 PM. Reason: Ohio was called
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11-06-2012, 11:37 PM	#8 (permalink)
WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	I voted for the Libertarian candidate because I didn't want to vote for Obama or Romney. Keith how could you, as an atheist, sing God bless America?
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