1727: 5th Annual KATGuh Awards

[Keith]

"You fat bald fuck, I wish you were still in the hospital, you dipshit. How long's your marriage gonna last? Probably before it even starts, you cu-u-u-unt."


Foreign Films and Modern Plays

Lauren Hennessy


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[Blitzgal]

It's looking like the Pistorius thing is straight up domestic violence. Neighbors heard them having a screaming fight before hearing the shooting. She was wearing her nightgown, and was shot first in the bedroom, then shot three more times through the bathroom door (where she apparently had fled). He then carried her body downstairs to the first floor. They also found a bloodied bat in the home. I'm not buying this "I thought she was an intruder" bullshit for one minute, and neither are the authorities.

Also, sponsors fled Tiger Woods like the plague when the news came out that he was screwing around on his wife. This asshole murders a woman and his sponsors are like, "We're gonna wait and see what happens."

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2...rge-agent-says

[dEadERest]

"Oscar Pistorius may have bashed his model girlfriend's head in with a cricket bat before shooting her four times, a South African newspaper reported Sunday."

Oscar Pistorius case shows that guns don't belong at home- the guardian

or cricket bats apparently
. . background checks

[BrianAlt]

No worst guest?

[BlackhatGuy]

Originally Posted by BrianAlt

No worst guest?

"2013 Fewer Burnt Bridges"

[Enunciated Piffle]

"I like mean Danny" - Lauren Hennesy

Often I wonder if newer KatG fans are missing out due to their lack of knowledge of Lauren's Ghost Penis. I can't remember what episode it was, but it was glorious. Keith interviewed Lauren and it was established that Lauren feels a 6 inch penis is 'regular-sized' (which personally sounds about right) and that much like a phantom limb that a war vet might feel; Lauren has phantom feelings in his Ghost Penis.

I love Lauren's frankness concerning sexuality. Also, it only makes sense that Danny could use his intellect for evil as well as good. It was kind of nice to hear some cruelty. You get just a light hint of it on TTSHWD when he puts Keith in check for minor things: not laughing enough, not laughing into the mic, and any other shenanigans Danny can think of. IT's a great gag that always gets a laugh.

Danny putting Keith in check... Lol.

[swiggy]

Danny....



(thank you Defies for the drawing)

[foxdougan]

I love mean Danny! It was a little scary though.

Shame about there being no worst guest category any more. I'd personally like to vote Sue Costello for the category 'Best and Worst Guest' - she was funny on the show but a bitch after by the sounds of it.

[Adamus]

Okay, so, if I try to download the episode directly from my iPhone or the "Download" link from the KATG website, I don't get the full episode.

However, if I download the episode through my VIP feed in iTunes, I get the full thing. I haven't tried downloading through the regular feed.

I hope this helps in tracking down the problem.

Cheers,
Adam

[Adamus]

Holy shit. I just listened to the part where I was nominated for most touching moment. It was so weird to hear me talk about what I was going through at the time.

Seriously, I can't thank the KATG community enough for all the support. I would not be here today if it weren't for all of you. I love you all so very much. And yes, I am coming to KATG Week in April. I bought my flight tickets a few days ago. I can't wait to meet you in person and to buy you some drinks.

I am much better now. My marriage may be over, but my life isn't.

Peace, love and Keith and the Girl.

Cheers,
Adam