1729: And You're Ugly, Too

[Keith]

"And I flew across the country with shit on my pants and on my leg."


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[jaredv1214]

Kelly Clarkson Timeline / KC weight gain - YouTube
proof that Kelly Clarkson got fat

[Enunciated Piffle]

Watching Jared's youtube video, it is clear as day that old girl is fat. Now, it is clear that she was quite attractive from about 2002-2007, but the pics in 2009 that bitch has: gigantic arms, huge love handles, and a belly large enough to indicate she might possibly be entering her 2nd tri-mester of pregnancy. Not to mention her face is now a round dinner plate, which makes sense as she has no doubt been devouring everything upon it.

Here's the thing, (not sure if this has been mentioned) but Kelly Clarkson has small tits. Small breasts are fine as long as the rest of your body is in proportion to them. It's exactly like if a skinny guy has a beer gut. He could be hot but his gut pulls all the attention and it's weird.

IF you deny any of what I have written here you are either: a) delusional or b) a woman.

You know that vague, but super descriptive hip-hop lyric, "Bitches act like they don't know." Well, never has it been more applicable - than here.

[WSEIII]

Society need to relax it's standards a bit on what is considered beautiful. Anna Nichole Smith wasn't rail thin.

[dannyhatch]

And nobody considered Anna Nicole Smith beautiful until at least Summer 2007.

[Enunciated Piffle]

I'm picturing a cold, lonely basement in the midwest. A poor confused young virgin praying that his parents don't find his one treasure: an old Playboy w/ the pictures of Anna Nichole Smith still visible through the cum-stained pages and rain damage from being left behind the Runza fast food place next to the Church on the corner...

[dannyhatch]

Why are you picturing this you monster what is wrong with you

[Enunciated Piffle]

I wrote that for WSE. The first one. Not the 2nd or 3rd one. Not unlike Hank Williams, the others pale in comparision.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by WSEIII

Society need to relax it's standards a bit on what is considered beautiful.

I would like you to look around the great state of Nebraska, see if there are any libraries around. Find a book. It will say 'Dictionary' on it. Possibly 'Webster's,' then I would like you to look up the word effeminate.

Read it's definition. I fear your mother and Pastor might be affecting your thinking - negatively. Perhaps listening to someone besides these two would better improve you, as a man.

[invader]

Fat, as it was used in the show, is sort of a subjective term. A more curvaceous (wider hips, bigger breasts) women can pull of an extra ten to twenty pounds where as a woman with a thinner frame will just look sorta dumpy and, well… fat. I tend to like slightly bigger girls so a lot of the hottest women in Hollywood I see as pretty, but I’m not really that sexually attracted to them.

As far as transference I think most women just associate fat with ugly. So, when they say “Kelly Clarkson is thinner,” I think they just mean, “Kelly Clarkson is prettier.” So in their mind they think “if you think she is fat/ugly and since she is prettier than I am you must think I’m really fat/ugly." If that makes any sense.

Also in a country where almost a third of the country is overweight. It’s sort of a misnomer to say, “she’s not fat she is of average weight.”