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			Donald Sterling sells the Clippers to Steve Ballmer for $2 billion, Justin Bieber tell racist jokes on camera, the world’s heaviest man dies, The Washington Post blames the UCSB shooting on Judd Apatow and Seth Rogan, Chemda meets her family, Charlie Sheen blows up on Rihanna, Macaulay Culkin gets pelted with beers, Led Zeppelin sued for Stairway to Heaven 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Share this episode: A Half-Ton of Fun (Keith and The Girl) - Comedy Talk Show & Podcast Subscribe for free: Keith and The Girl podcast on your iPhone, iPad and iPod with iTunes Last edited by dannyhatch; 06-02-2014 at 12:06 AM.  | 
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			They have that app for avoiding people already.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			We have one here called Frenemies: (not sure if you have this in the US app store) https://itunes.apple.com/au/app/fren...565876787?mt=8 It's very similar to what Amber described where both people opt in to being frenemies and you can get alerted when your frenemy is within a distance you specify. The more recently launched one in the US is called Cloak: New apps help people avoid unwanted encounters | Reuters Cloak has the tracking but not the mutual alerts, just alerts for you. Love the Sunday night show BTW. Super awesome for those of us living in the future who usually have to suffer through Mondays showless. 
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			It's really lovely to hear how Chemda's family issues are finally coming to a balanced resolution. On one side at peace with the fact that her own parents are shitty towards her, on the other growing stronger with her brothers and also building a fantastic relationship with the inlaws. And finally getting all the parental emotional support she ever needed. Lauren is a fucking angel. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	But I did understand what Keith meant about the wedding: it's one thing not to get invited but it's another to say no to an invitation. (With all due respect because they are still your parents...) Fuck them, make the statement, don't invite. You reap what you sow.  | 
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			Keith, do you realize what you've done? I'm all on board for shows appearing in my feed Monday-Friday, but if it is a resounding success you'll be sorry because of three letters: 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			NFL If you have to record Sunday shows, you're going to miss at least 1 game every week during the season. Why not just post Friday's show on Monday instead of Saturday morning? Last edited by PsychoLoco; 06-02-2014 at 05:15 PM. Reason: SPOILER ALERT: Keith was right about Game of Thrones.  | 
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 As for Sunday, I only care about the Steelers. We'll move the show around accordingly. Some days I'll be slambasted, sure, but we'll git-r-done. Which reminds me: Hey Chemda...  | 
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			Once again, Keith drops the quantum soap in the shower, and makes the laws of physics bend over to pick it up. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	A Monday show, delivered into the future for the roo-fuckers and ram-rooters to enjoy on Monday while the US of A sleeps.  | 
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