2084: What Would You Do?

[dannyhatch]

With Ray DeVito and Danny Hatch – Keith vs. Pat Dixon; helping drunk strangers; how to approach women; Roast Battle, Keith vs. Dane Cook; Jerry Seinfeld’s autism; The Navy SEAL who shot bin Laden

Guests:
Danny Hatch


Ray DeVito



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[iheartnihilism]

Keith jinxed it. Jets played better than they have all season.

I guess Pat comes off lecherous and that fits his whole wears a suit everywhere 1950s thing he's got going. This episode made me sad, was Pat just kicked out of the party? (like max, that aspie forum guy, etc etc)

I've talked to drunken people on trains (it's entertaining) and have told people when their bags are open (it's nice) but I feel like chemda went above and beyond getting her water and trying to keep her awake.

Old forums members will remember when someone made a song out of a Keith rant. Can "Get that camera off me!" be the B side to that single?

[Scumhook]

What was Keith wearing when he provoked Pattycakes into verbally raping him?

[invader]

I just recently started to work for the MTA. I've learned so much strange stuff. Chemda could have flagged down the conductor of the next train. Let them know that the girl is drunk and she is afraid the woman is going to get hurt. The conductor would then have to contact Rail Control via their radio and either hold the train until the authorities showed up, or take the person to the next station and meet the cops there. If they didn't and the drunk lady got hurt in anyway, then they would not only be responsible and brought up on felony charges, but terminated immediately. The Conductor and the Train Operator are basically culpable for anything that happens on their train or certain things that happen at the station when their train is at the station. I know its too late now but it's worth keeping in mind if it ever happens again.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by invader

I just recently started to work for the MTA

Isn't that using the word "work" a bit loosely?

Also, now some of the shit you've posted in the past makes a lot moar sense...

[invader]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

Isn't that using the word "work" a bit loosely?

Also, now some of the shit you've posted in the past makes a lot moar sense...

Damn, niggas so quick to fire shots. Good thing I didn't say in what capacity. Also I've only been here for little over a month. Please hold all hate till past my probationary period. By then I'll be good and jaded and possibly more deserving of it.

[Rufio]

But the real question, does Danny tag Pat for this episode?

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Rufio

But the real question, does Danny tag Pat for this episode?

Excellent point.

Polina was fucking BL's penis, so tagging her gets messy.
Pat fucked with Keith's emotions, so I say tag the cunt.

[invader]

So wait... what happened with Pat? I get the awkward interaction that happened between Keith and Pat over the weekend. But whats all this other stuff? All I got from it was that he was weird around female comics. But going by what most female comics say on this show and other VIP spin offs, weird male to female interactions are normal in the comedy world (everyone is trying to fuck everyone else).

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by invader

So wait... what happened with Pat?

You've clearly got the IQ to be an MTA worker...