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Keith · 03-10-2020, 05:25 PM

It worked, guys! Bianca's platelets went up, and it's all thanks to you. There's lots to love about this episode — coronavirus, poon, and best fiends galore. Please enjoy in good health!

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Keith · 03-11-2020, 02:39 AM

And they love you. Happy birthday!

NotARegularMom · 03-11-2020, 06:06 AM

Happy Birthday, Apia!! Hope you have a fabulous day.

FingerLakes · 03-11-2020, 12:40 PM

I wouldn't say I'm anxious about the virus. I'm just tired of waiting. It's going to be everywhere and this country is entirely not prepared for it. We're not ready for everyone to suddenly get sick for 2 weeks, we're not ready to support businesses and renters and home owners who cant work for maybe a month as it spreads throughout a city. And we're not ready to welcome people to go get tested. People are dumb and will do dumb shit. Some asshole in in the middle of the country tested positive and was sent to home quarantine, but decided, fuck you, you're not my boss or my dad or god, and went out shopping.

120 cases are in New Rochelle, 30 mins north of the city, yes connected by the metro north. mostly in a 1 mile radius spot as it spread in a small jewish community. another 50 throughout the state.

Washington state has teh most, compared to other states, 230.

FingerLakes · 03-11-2020, 12:41 PM

https://www.livescience.com/coronavi...ed-states.html

its mostly fucked the west coast

But it'll be everywhere here too because Cuomo isn't quarantining the people in new rochelle. Just asking them nicely not to leave their neighborhood.

Bucho · 03-11-2020, 01:48 PM

About 32:30 Bianca just riffs a take on how Chemda talks about sex. Just riffs off the top of her head a whip-smart, crazy sharp "impression" of Chemda that sounds nothing like Chemda but somehow dang near perfectly captures and communicates Bianca's take.

And as a Chemda fan listening to that take it makes complete sense to me immediately. Even with that layer of abstraction of making Chemda's "spirit" sound like a Southern lass it somehow feels true. Her perceptive and verbal skills/gifts allow her to nail her observations in the moment in a way that seems rare, even among pro comics who guest on KATG, to me.

And there are at least 3 other "bits" in this ep (and in every LW ep) that are, like, 90-100% KATG audience stand-up-ready takes. That's why it shocked me to find out Bianca wasn't a pro comic.

Apia resurrected · 03-12-2020, 06:28 AM

As you see I’ve been killed.
With my new identity I still love Bianca.

shoebootie · 03-13-2020, 10:16 AM

"I just lost 10 platelets" LMAO

"a woman of a certain age" shut the fuck up with that ageist slut-shaming. Old guys are getting their dicks wet, and if we don't let mature women talking about wetting those dicks, then we're just going to be perpetuating the "guys only fuck young chicks" toxicity.

poon! everybody loves it!

littlp · 03-13-2020, 02:07 PM

Such a hilarious episode. I was dying when Keith read the email from their ad company. I love how many times they’ve gotten in trouble with the ad companies.

And Bianca is so savage i love it. Glad her platelets are up.

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Keith · 03-13-2020, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by shoebootie

"I just lost 10 platelets" LMAO

"a woman of a certain age" shut the fuck up with that ageist slut-shaming. Old guys are getting their dicks wet, and if we don't let mature women talking about wetting those dicks, then we're just going to be perpetuating the "guys only fuck young chicks" toxicity.

poon! everybody loves it!

Uh oh. Someone’s menopausing...

03-10-2020, 05:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	93: Shows 3238 - 3241 It worked, guys! Bianca's platelets went up, and it's all thanks to you. There's lots to love about this episode — coronavirus, poon, and best fiends galore. Please enjoy in good health! Guest: Bianca Brady Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email This entire show is available on KATG VIP along with... Access to over 2,700 Keith and The Girl in-studio episodes dating back to March 2005. Constantly updated VIP only podcasts, bonus shows and special offers including: Chemda's What's My Name podcast Keith's My Name Is Keith podcast What Do We Do Now? Andrea's WHAT'S UP, A? Flavor of the Month Bottoms Up with Hennessy Myq Kaplan's Super Hang That's the Show with Danny! The Brother Love Owwwr! Myka Fox & Friends INTERNment podcast All KATGtv episodes A look back with KATG Beginnings episodes Special discounts and offers Click here to get more info about KATG VIP! Scorpion and N8* like this.
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FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	I wouldn't say I'm anxious about the virus. I'm just tired of waiting. It's going to be everywhere and this country is entirely not prepared for it. We're not ready for everyone to suddenly get sick for 2 weeks, we're not ready to support businesses and renters and home owners who cant work for maybe a month as it spreads throughout a city. And we're not ready to welcome people to go get tested. People are dumb and will do dumb shit. Some asshole in in the middle of the country tested positive and was sent to home quarantine, but decided, fuck you, you're not my boss or my dad or god, and went out shopping. 120 cases are in New Rochelle, 30 mins north of the city, yes connected by the metro north. mostly in a 1 mile radius spot as it spread in a small jewish community. another 50 throughout the state. Washington state has teh most, compared to other states, 230. porky2468 and Mado like this. __________________ -------------------------------------------------
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FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	https://www.livescience.com/coronavi...ed-states.html its mostly fucked the west coast But it'll be everywhere here too because Cuomo isn't quarantining the people in new rochelle. Just asking them nicely not to leave their neighborhood.
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Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,883	About 32:30 Bianca just riffs a take on how Chemda talks about sex. Just riffs off the top of her head a whip-smart, crazy sharp "impression" of Chemda that sounds nothing like Chemda but somehow dang near perfectly captures and communicates Bianca's take. And as a Chemda fan listening to that take it makes complete sense to me immediately. Even with that layer of abstraction of making Chemda's "spirit" sound like a Southern lass it somehow feels true. Her perceptive and verbal skills/gifts allow her to nail her observations in the moment in a way that seems rare, even among pro comics who guest on KATG, to me. And there are at least 3 other "bits" in this ep (and in every LW ep) that are, like, 90-100% KATG audience stand-up-ready takes. That's why it shocked me to find out Bianca wasn't a pro comic. Keith, The Girl, Scorpion and 5 others like this.
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shoebootie Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: new jersey Posts: 752	"I just lost 10 platelets" LMAO "a woman of a certain age" shut the fuck up with that ageist slut-shaming. Old guys are getting their dicks wet, and if we don't let mature women talking about wetting those dicks, then we're just going to be perpetuating the "guys only fuck young chicks" toxicity. poon! everybody loves it! Scorpion likes this.
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