78: Xenu Forever

Keith · 03-23-2022, 02:59 PM

Greetings Chu & Aliens! The universe keeps delivering me things, and I couldn’t be more grateful. After discussing my blessings, we talk about sexy voice mails, Scientology, fights, quarantine, and having babies.

Episodes discussed:
13: The Pat O'Brien Phone Sex Tapes
245: Punch Him in the Face w/ Patrice
923: The Ultimate Pleasure
1560: Mixergy w/ Andrew Warner
2350: Life of PI w/ Rojo Perez and Doug Smith
2596: Mind Over Melee w/ Liz Miele
3250: Making Bread

Guest:
Newsy

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Sparrow · 03-23-2022, 06:31 PM

my sweet Bear is one of them Short Kings! i will take whatever excuse to celebrate him. as also a short person, it’s nice we can both reach all the stuff in the kitchen.

Apia resurrected · 03-24-2022, 08:09 AM

I agree with Chemda, everything is scary. At least sometimes.
No matter what kind of work you have.

Apia resurrected · 03-24-2022, 09:01 AM

Thank you for thinking about me Chemda.
As I said I know you don't hate kids.
And people who don't want them, that's also not a concern for me.

But I don't like the " you are not selling it well" stuff. This always sounds like : breeders, your life sounds dumb.
I'm not selling it at all.
It's a rewarding thing for some people ( like me) but also a big commitment.

Keith · 03-24-2022, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia resurrected

But I don't like the " you are not selling it well" stuff. This always sounds like : breeders, your life sounds dumb.
I'm not selling it at all.

Breeders are very sensitive

Apia resurrected · 03-24-2022, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

Breeders are very sensitive

And you love it, I know.

Apia resurrected · 03-24-2022, 01:28 PM

And I love the image I have here.
I achieved a lot, my kids are pretty sweet, I’m happily married and am very successful in a competitive field.
I am in therapy and self reflective- so I’m still improving. Watch out!

You could hate me for that but I’m still funny. Ha!

rodimusprime · 03-24-2022, 07:10 PM

I'm starting to suspect I shouldn't have surprised Keith with Myq at lunch.

Svage · 03-24-2022, 08:48 PM

Back in the before times, I used to invite a friend out to lunch and he'd sometimes bring extra people along, I did know these people and was friendly enough.. but it did annoy me mildly cause mentally I wasn't ready for extra people, I just wanted to hang out with my one buddy not a group. In the end it was fine, just mildly annoying lol

mxmalloryjane · 03-24-2022, 11:04 PM

i feel a lil' weird sharing this as a white person.... but when Newsy brought up the My Momma Told Me podcast and Keith was riffing on the question of why Black people run away when something funny happens it reminded me of this extremely relevant TikTok

https://www.tiktok.com/@medeuca_/vid...vKXkZAt3F&_r=1

03-23-2022, 02:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,946	78: Xenu Forever Greetings Chu & Aliens! The universe keeps delivering me things, and I couldn’t be more grateful. After discussing my blessings, we talk about sexy voice mails, Scientology, fights, quarantine, and having babies. Episodes discussed: 13: The Pat O'Brien Phone Sex Tapes 245: Punch Him in the Face w/ Patrice 923: The Ultimate Pleasure 1560: Mixergy w/ Andrew Warner 2350: Life of PI w/ Rojo Perez and Doug Smith 2596: Mind Over Melee w/ Liz Miele 3250: Making Bread Guest: Newsy Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email This entire show is available on KATG VIP along with... Access to over 2,700 Keith and The Girl in-studio episodes dating back to March 2005. Constantly updated VIP only podcasts, bonus shows and special offers including: Chemda's What's My Name podcast Keith's My Name Is Keith podcast What Do We Do Now? Andrea's WHAT'S UP, A? Flavor of the Month Bottoms Up with Hennessy Myq Kaplan's Super Hang That's the Show with Danny! The Brother Love Owwwr! Myka Fox & Friends INTERNment podcast All KATGtv episodes A look back with KATG Beginnings episodes Special discounts and offers Click here to get more info about KATG VIP! The Girl likes this.
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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	my sweet Bear is one of them Short Kings! i will take whatever excuse to celebrate him. as also a short person, it’s nice we can both reach all the stuff in the kitchen. Keith and Newsy like this.
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Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	I agree with Chemda, everything is scary. At least sometimes. No matter what kind of work you have. The Girl and Newsy like this.
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Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	Thank you for thinking about me Chemda. As I said I know you don't hate kids. And people who don't want them, that's also not a concern for me. But I don't like the " you are not selling it well" stuff. This always sounds like : breeders, your life sounds dumb. I'm not selling it at all. It's a rewarding thing for some people ( like me) but also a big commitment. Newsy likes this.
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03-24-2022, 01:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	And I love the image I have here. I achieved a lot, my kids are pretty sweet, I’m happily married and am very successful in a competitive field. I am in therapy and self reflective- so I’m still improving. Watch out! You could hate me for that but I’m still funny. Ha!
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rodimusprime Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,372	I'm starting to suspect I shouldn't have surprised Keith with Myq at lunch. Keith, bonscott1, Mermaid and 3 others like this.
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Svage Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Palm Springs, Ca Posts: 537	Back in the before times, I used to invite a friend out to lunch and he'd sometimes bring extra people along, I did know these people and was friendly enough.. but it did annoy me mildly cause mentally I wasn't ready for extra people, I just wanted to hang out with my one buddy not a group. In the end it was fine, just mildly annoying lol Keith and rodimusprime like this.
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mxmalloryjane Member Join Date: Aug 2020 Posts: 57	i feel a lil' weird sharing this as a white person.... but when Newsy brought up the My Momma Told Me podcast and Keith was riffing on the question of why Black people run away when something funny happens it reminded me of this extremely relevant TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@medeuca_/vid...vKXkZAt3F&_r=1
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