3538: No One Here Gets Out Alive

[Keith]

Keith was poisoned! But he fought back and lived for you, dear listener. Keith and Chemda are here to discuss it all: Hilary Duff’s perfectly airbrushed perfect body on the cover of Women’s Health’s Body Issue, Keith adventures with 2 am shrimp parmesan, Keith’s Lovense dick sleeve, Roe v. Wade and anti-abortionists who had abortions, and the history of Mary the Virgin Mother of God. Babe’s James Cromwell glued himself to NYC Starbucks counter to protest the extra costs of plant-based milk, and NYC’s MTA orders bus drivers not to open the buses’ rear and center doors to stop fare jumpers and to confront anyone who tries not to pay. Yeah uh … okay. Sounds good.

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[littlp]

I loved this episode so much. Reminded me a little bit of the old times. I hope Keith you are able to get through Silent Trailers without throwing up. That level of sick is fucking miserable.


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[Apia resurrected]

I never had an abortion but in my younger years I knew if I got pregnant I would have had one. I wanted my own independent life and an education.

This changed at about 25 I said to myself ok, now I can imagine managing it if I was pregnant. But I also always knew that I wanted to have children. That's different for everyone. Luckily I was able to get pregnant at 33 exactly when I really wanted to and not earlier.

And here is something very important:
The fact that I could plan the time I wanted to have kids was possible because I lived in a country that gave me access to birth control and to knowledge about it.

[Apia resurrected]

Watch " younger" Chemda with Hillary. I think its for you. Think drop dead diva. This energy.

[Apia resurrected]

Keith, maybe instead of sending your toy back try to sell it for 300 dollars. Don't clean it too much. There is a good chance one of your haters who in fact love you will buy it.

[Hera Again]

Kudos to Keith for being able to talk about the food that made him sick without throwing up again. I often get shrimp parm from a good Italian place tho and it's amazing.

[rodimusprime]

Originally Posted by Hera Again

Kudos to Keith for being able to talk about the food that made him sick without throwing up again. I often get shrimp parm from a good Italian place tho and it's amazing.

I'm making shrimp parm tonight at 2 am to see if it's possible.

[Incognito]

Keith was correct at the start, the airbrushing is out-of-hand; the little details, the freckles, a stretch mark here or there, darker pigmentation of the skin, that all adds to the appeal.

Duff's body is ridiculously great; look up any beach photo of her and it's crazy good, especially after having had 3 kids. She has some cellulite marks (then again, who doesn't?) and it never takes anything away from her, the magazine could have left some of those details in.

I've seen spreads where the editing is so severe, elbows and knees go missing and you're left with this plastic mannequin version of the person.