3589: THE ALGORITHM w/ Craig Klein

Keith · 10-07-2022, 03:47 PM

It’s Hollywood Craig Klein! Keith, Chemda, and Hollywood discuss not only Keith’s upcoming vacation with Craig, but also your computers’ algorithm, Pres. Biden pardoning over 6,500 people convicted on federal charges of simple possession of marijuana, and the upcoming torture of 2022’s Hellraiser.

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Craig Klein

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Apia resurrected · 10-08-2022, 01:42 AM

After a professional appointment in an office I went to the toilet with Nr 1 and 2 (don't judge me. I prefer nr 2 at home but it happens) only to notice afterwards that it was disconnected ( no sign, door was open and noone warned me)

My stuff was there with no possibility to flush.
I took some solid stuff out with toilet paper, packed it in some work papers and left very fast. There was luckily a public trash can outside. I felt tricked.

Apia resurrected · 10-08-2022, 01:57 AM

I feel the love between Craig and Keith and it's beautiful.

Keith · 10-08-2022, 12:45 PM

I’m half way through Hellraiser and 100% done

Svage · 10-08-2022, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

I’m half way through Hellraiser and 100% done

You knew this would happen

Keith · 10-10-2022, 12:22 AM

DISTRIBUTE!

charlyfire · 10-10-2022, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

I’m half way through Hellraiser and 100% done

That movie was garbage.

DeathInGrasp · 10-10-2022, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Apia resurrected

I took some stuff out with toilet paper, packed it in some work papers and left very fast.

Packing it in work papers made me picture someone opening a briefcase and slamming a turd in it 😆

Anyway this sounds mortifying as hell. Years ago, it was my first day at a new job and I clogged the employee toilet within the first hour, I didn’t even know the basics like how to get a hold of housekeeping/put in a facilities ticket/whatever the protocol is for those situations. I decided to tell the receptionist, but lied and said I found it like that, and she saw right through me I think.

Apia resurrected · 10-10-2022, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeathInGrasp

Packing it in work papers made me picture someone opening a briefcase and slamming a turd in it 😆

Anyway this sounds mortifying as hell. Years ago, it was my first day at a new job and I clogged the employee toilet within the first hour, I didn’t even know the basics like how to get a hold of housekeeping/put in a facilities ticket/whatever the protocol is for those situations. I decided to tell the receptionist, but lied and said I found it like that, and she saw right through me I think.

It wasn't far from it! The work papers were some information about pharmaceuticals.

g001dfinger · 10-11-2022, 06:54 AM

“The day the dandelion cried.” Hahahahaha

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Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	After a professional appointment in an office I went to the toilet with Nr 1 and 2 (don't judge me. I prefer nr 2 at home but it happens) only to notice afterwards that it was disconnected ( no sign, door was open and noone warned me) My stuff was there with no possibility to flush. I took some solid stuff out with toilet paper, packed it in some work papers and left very fast. There was luckily a public trash can outside. I felt tricked. The Girl and DeathInGrasp like this. Last edited by Apia resurrected; 10-08-2022 at 01:44 AM.
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