137: No Touching

Keith · 10-17-2023, 06:41 PM

Hey all you goofy grapes, here’s another humdinger of an episode! We find out who’s really fucking whom in my sex life, and we discuss small towns, MySpace, anger, cleanliness, bottle openers, True Life, being sick, touching, robbery, haircuts, day drinking, sex work, and audio engineering.

156: Relationship Lesson #47
367: Reverse Advertising
600: Jesse Joyce w/ Jesse Joyce
1478: Bodily Dysfunctions
1671: Undecided w/ Louis Katz
1860: Dyslexia w/ Liz Miele
2070: That's the Spirit w/ Daliya Karnofsky and Adam Peltier
2493: Vetting Process w/ MJ Knefel and Liz Magee
2736: #LandscapeMode w/ Josh Gondelman and Casey James Salengo
2960: The Art of the Pimp w/ Jon Laster
3590: The Perfect Guest w/ Brother Love and Craig Klein

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Apia resurrected · 10-18-2023, 12:12 AM

When I find out someone is from Poland it's always a gift.
I speak polish for my personal gain a lot. You see people relax and trust me immediately.

Apia resurrected · 10-18-2023, 09:24 AM

I bought once one track by accident.

PeartFan · 10-18-2023, 06:44 PM

I have bought single tracks of stand up and music back when I was a broke teenager being picky about every 99 cents I spent on iTunes. I have individual tracks from early KATG guests, both comedians and musicians, like Brother Love, Jesse Joyce, Patt Dixon ugh, Myq Kaplan, etc. and it marks a specific time in my life. Now I buy full albums like an adult.

Apia resurrected · 10-19-2023, 01:23 AM

We recently did acro Yoga in the studio and it was lots of physical contact. But I knew it beforehand and I trust the people there and it was in the group.
It was lots of fun but also strange. I’m not the most touchy person, that for sure.
When the lady you know from the studio is suddenly on your back and your are the flying dragon.
Look it up. It’s a thing.

Keith · 10-19-2023, 02:07 AM

YOU KNOW THE FLYING DRAGON?! OKAY! HERE’S WHATCHYA DO!

Newsy · 10-19-2023, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeartFan

I have bought single tracks of stand up and music back when I was a broke teenager being picky about every 99 cents I spent on iTunes. I have individual tracks from early KATG guests, both comedians and musicians, like Brother Love, Jesse Joyce, Patt Dixon ugh, Myq Kaplan, etc. and it marks a specific time in my life. Now I buy full albums like an adult.

That makes perfect sense! Thanks!

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thirteen · 10-19-2023, 09:08 AM

I don't like touching either. Except with a partner or my nieces. I love to hug the toddlers I'm close to, with their consent of course.

I enjoyed looking at all the throwback photos in the show notes for this episode.

Bucho · 10-20-2023, 07:29 PM

Generally your cash rate would be about halfway between your taxed and non-taxed rates Newsy, so it's some kind of win-win for both tradesman and client.

Like, say the tax rate is 20% and the job cost is $1000. Once you stack 20% on top of $1000, the client pays $1200, you pocket $1000 and pay $200 to The Man. But if it's off the books then you charge $1100 and keep all of it, so the client's paid $100 less than $1200 and you've pocketed $100 more than $1000 (and also get to do less admin).

That's what I hear anyway, obviously I would never even dream of behaving in such a rapscallionish manner.

Apia resurrected · 10-21-2023, 03:00 PM

This is how it looks like. I can do the part of the the person holding the other. HOT, I KNOW.

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10-17-2023, 06:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,946	137: No Touching Hey all you goofy grapes, here’s another humdinger of an episode! We find out who’s really fucking whom in my sex life, and we discuss small towns, MySpace, anger, cleanliness, bottle openers, True Life, being sick, touching, robbery, haircuts, day drinking, sex work, and audio engineering. 156: Relationship Lesson #47 367: Reverse Advertising 600: Jesse Joyce w/ Jesse Joyce 1478: Bodily Dysfunctions 1671: Undecided w/ Louis Katz 1860: Dyslexia w/ Liz Miele 2070: That's the Spirit w/ Daliya Karnofsky and Adam Peltier 2493: Vetting Process w/ MJ Knefel and Liz Magee 2736: #LandscapeMode w/ Josh Gondelman and Casey James Salengo 2960: The Art of the Pimp w/ Jon Laster 3590: The Perfect Guest w/ Brother Love and Craig Klein Guest: Newsy Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email This entire show is available on KATG VIP along with... Access to over 2,700 Keith and The Girl in-studio episodes dating back to March 2005. Constantly updated VIP only podcasts, bonus shows and special offers including: Chemda's What's My Name podcast Keith's My Name Is Keith podcast What Do We Do Now? Andrea's WHAT'S UP, A? Flavor of the Month Bottoms Up with Hennessy Myq Kaplan's Super Hang That's the Show with Danny! The Brother Love Owwwr! Myka Fox & Friends INTERNment podcast All KATGtv episodes A look back with KATG Beginnings episodes Special discounts and offers Click here to get more info about KATG VIP!
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Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	We recently did acro Yoga in the studio and it was lots of physical contact. But I knew it beforehand and I trust the people there and it was in the group. It was lots of fun but also strange. I’m not the most touchy person, that for sure. When the lady you know from the studio is suddenly on your back and your are the flying dragon. Look it up. It’s a thing. The Girl and Newsy like this.
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thirteen Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,121	I don't like touching either. Except with a partner or my nieces. I love to hug the toddlers I'm close to, with their consent of course. I enjoyed looking at all the throwback photos in the show notes for this episode. The Girl likes this.
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Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,892	Generally your cash rate would be about halfway between your taxed and non-taxed rates Newsy, so it's some kind of win-win for both tradesman and client. Like, say the tax rate is 20% and the job cost is $1000. Once you stack 20% on top of $1000, the client pays $1200, you pocket $1000 and pay $200 to The Man. But if it's off the books then you charge $1100 and keep all of it, so the client's paid $100 less than $1200 and you've pocketed $100 more than $1000 (and also get to do less admin). That's what I hear anyway, obviously I would never even dream of behaving in such a rapscallionish manner. Newsy likes this.
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