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[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by aptmunich

Rocket-powered awesomeChair FTW!

I need an artist and stuff. I see real money-making potential here.

[motownguy]

fuck yeah!

[NoArmsJames]

I have, I want one!

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

Where are all the lasers and grenade launchers and shit?

Hidden 'till you flip the switch.

[Lura]

Hello James,

Do you like the Black Knight from Monty Python's Holy Grail? Hero or insult?
(I don't know how to embed.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ncvcgffGlY

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by Lura

Hello James,

Do you like the Black Knight from Monty Python's Holy Grail? Hero or insult?
(I don't know how to embed.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ncvcgffGlY

This will probably piss everyone off, but I'm not a big Monty Python fan. That being said
I have no beef with the black knight. Neither a hero or an insult.

[marina]

Okay, I guess *someone bitched out so...

wtf happened the 2 times you learned the hard way why to use a condom?

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by marina

Okay, I guess *someone bitched out so...

wtf happened the 2 times you learned the hard way why to use a condom?

1: Gonorrhea

2: Pregnancy scare

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

Hey James,

I was reading you last couple blog posts and I was wondering if it bothers you when someone says "I'll pray for you" or the like. You sort of imply it in the 'socially retarded' post.

Personally I can see it both ways. When I've had sick family members and people told me they'd pray for them, I always say 'thank you' and am touched that they care enough. However, I'm and atheist and don't really believe those prayers do anything or that half those people even make a regular practice of prayer.

It doesn't exactly bug me, but I feel it's unneeded to proclaim that "I'm gonna help you by asking God" especially from people who know our family's heathen beliefs.

It does bother me. Who are they to assume that I have a problem with the way I am?

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

And it begs the question; what exactly are they praying for? That you'll grow limbs? It's never happened in the history of mankind... but they've got an in with the big man?

Exactly. I'd rather have no limbs but have the ability to reason, then be "whole" with no critical thinking skills.