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Old 12-08-2006, 03:17 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I had one recently with Keith and Chemda in it. I wrote it down as part of a psychological experiment I'm running so I'll post the details of it later. but ti went something like this.

Me, Keith and Chemda are in the backroom of a computer store trying to get a computer to work. Chemda is trying to pull on certain wires to get it to work. Keith, in his frustration declares "the only way to fix it is to take a dump in the power supply." He then proceeds to point his finger at the supply as it magically starts to bulge and leak something green. Chemda says "awesome Keith.. I love your babies" (probably picked up from her always saying "I love you baby.") She then picks up the computer, which at this point in the dream has turned into a giant iPod Nano with strange lettering on it (which in my head was understood to be Hebrew). We made a break for the door. When made it to the doorway, Keith stops... turns around.. shouts "BRUMSKI," and everyone in the store simultaneously grabs their crotch in pain as if they were just punched in he nuts." (men and women alike). That's the end =)
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Old 12-08-2006, 03:37 PM   #12 (permalink)
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great story stuart
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Old 12-08-2006, 04:10 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I think I've mentioned this one on the forums before but I had a dream that somehow I managed to be a guest at Keith and Chemda's and was fucking a boyfriend in their bathroom while the two of them stood right on the other side of the door and listened.
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Old 12-08-2006, 04:25 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I think I've mentioned this one on the forums before but I had a dream that somehow I managed to be a guest at Keith and Chemda's and was fucking a boyfriend in their bathroom while the two of them stood right on the other side of the door and listened.
While the feed was on?
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Old 08-04-2007, 07:34 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I just had a dream that I looked on the forums and there was a new post about there being a live show in Moscow. Next I went to Expedia to find out how much airline tickets would be. The only ones that were available involved a stop in Dubai to transfer to a camel.

This was, of course, taking place at my sister's wedding where I was surprised to find that Keith was one of the groomsmen. Chemda was no where to be found. Keith was wearing a Christmas themed cravate instead of the issued red one.

I don't think my sister has ever listened to the show regularly, though I know she has heard it.
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Old 08-04-2007, 11:24 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I just had a dream that I looked on the forums and there was a new post about there being a live show in Moscow. Next I went to Expedia to find out how much airline tickets would be. The only ones that were available involved a stop in Dubai to transfer to a camel.

This was, of course, taking place at my sister's wedding where I was surprised to find that Keith was one of the groomsmen. Chemda was no where to be found. Keith was wearing a Christmas themed cravate instead of the issued red one.

I don't think my sister has ever listened to the show regularly, though I know she has heard it.
Was your camel on time? or were there weather delays? I don't know why the image of a guy getting off a plane and hopping a camel to Moscow is so humorous.
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Old 08-04-2007, 11:32 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Was your camel on time? or were there weather delays? I don't know why the image of a guy getting off a plane and hopping a camel to Moscow is so humorous.
Don't know...I never bought the ticket. But if you were wondering the rout was:

Northwest Arkansas - CRJ (Northwest Airlines)

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Detroit - 757 (Northwest Airlines)

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Amsterdam - A340 (Emirates Airlines)

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Dubai - Camel

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Moscow


My dreams are very detailed...
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Old 08-04-2007, 11:38 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Don't know...I never bought the ticket. But if you were wondering the rout was:

Northwest Arkansas - CRJ (Northwest Airlines)

to

Detroit - 757 (Northwest Airlines)

to

Amsterdam - A340 (Emirates Airlines)

to

Dubai - Camel

to

Moscow


My dreams are very detailed...
do you have a problem with Aeroflot?

/oh and you didn't mention getting the visa.
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do you have a problem with Aeroflot?

/oh and you didn't mention getting the visa.
Never got to the point of getting the visa. And it was the only option that Expedia gave me.
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Never got to the point of getting the visa. And it was the only option that Expedia gave me.
i'm confused was Expedia in the dream or did you get up and do a search???
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