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Old 01-27-2009, 06:39 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Doesn't that kind of make you a professional snitch?
No, not really. Since I've been an MP I've only gone to Iraq several times. Occasionally I have to patrol on base, but that is mostly taking complaints from dickheads who pawn off their shit and try to report it stolen. But on the other hand..... you ARE half right in that people take it as a license to be a fucking prick under the banner of "doing what's right".

Now you got me all pissed off, and I desperately want to take a nice bat across someone's forehead.
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:54 AM   #12 (permalink)
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punch that bitch in the cunt. Hard.
I was going to say the exact same thing to this:
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My roommate in college (who I didn't know until we moved into together) ratted me out to the cops and the school because she came home early one day and found me rolling a joint. She acted all cool at the time and said it was no big deal but then a week later, I went home for the weekend and when I got back to school all her shit was gone. I went out in the hallway to ask the dorm manager girl what happened and I bumped into aforementioned roommate. All she could say was, "I did it for your own good". In less than an hour, cops were rummaging my dorm room looking for drugs. Luckily I had hidden my stash in a friend's room by this point.

Oh the irony of a Bible thumping Jesus freak that fucked a different guy every night could have such a stick up her ass over a little pot. Oh well, having a single room in college is WAY better anyways. Bitch.
That cunt needs to have some of her shit busted up, at the very least.
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:04 AM   #13 (permalink)
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My roommate in college (who I didn't know until we moved into together) ratted me out to the cops and the school because she came home early one day and found me rolling a joint. She acted all cool at the time and said it was no big deal but then a week later, I went home for the weekend and when I got back to school all her shit was gone. I went out in the hallway to ask the dorm manager girl what happened and I bumped into aforementioned roommate. All she could say was, "I did it for your own good". In less than an hour, cops were rummaging my dorm room looking for drugs. Luckily I had hidden my stash in a friend's room by this point.

Oh the irony of a Bible thumping Jesus freak that fucked a different guy every night could have such a stick up her ass over a little pot. Oh well, having a single room in college is WAY better anyways. Bitch.
Yes, what a bitch.
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Old 01-27-2009, 08:20 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Yes, what a bitch.
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I was going to say the exact same thing to this:

That cunt needs to have some of her shit busted up, at the very least.
Thanks guys. Let's get her!!!!
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Old 01-27-2009, 09:01 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Thanks guys. Let's get her!!!!
YES LET'S

what is it with people and weed?! nobody's hurting anybody when stoned...GEEEEEZ
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Old 01-27-2009, 10:28 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Well, if you want something done, we need some specifics posted we can act on! Mobile number we can prank, mailing address to send stuff to, the good stuff! lol
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Old 01-27-2009, 10:40 AM   #17 (permalink)
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YES LET'S

what is it with people and weed?! nobody's hurting anybody when stoned...GEEEEEZ
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Well, if you want something done, we need some specifics posted we can act on! Mobile number we can prank, mailing address to send stuff to, the good stuff! lol
Roxy- I KNOW!!! And I wasn't kidding when I said she would bring strange guys back to our room all the time, which is WAY more dangerous to both of us then me smokin a little (which I never did in the actual room, BTW).

Orion- Unfortunately, this was almost 9 years ago (WOW, i'm old) and I have no idea if this bitch is even still alive, let alone where to find her. Guess I'll just have to let it go...
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Old 01-27-2009, 03:02 PM   #18 (permalink)
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In 8th grade, I gave this girl some of my caffeine pills and told her to take only 1 or 2. The bitch took 9, freaked out, had to go to the hospital and told her mom that I was just giving away drugs to all the children. I almost got expelled from school, and my mom yelled at me for an entire evening, calling me a drug addict, calling me a loser and telling me I was fucking up my life. I never got an allowance again and after that, no matter what I did (A's, School club presidencies, college scholarships) she always assumed that I was a druggie whore.

Stupid part is that she asked for them! I was being nice by sharing with her. Never share pills with cunts.
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Old 01-28-2009, 06:19 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Roxy- I KNOW!!! And I wasn't kidding when I said she would bring strange guys back to our room all the time, which is WAY more dangerous to both of us then me smokin a little (which I never did in the actual room, BTW).
WTF?! geez, she's just asking to get raped or something...
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In 8th grade, I gave this girl some of my caffeine pills and told her to take only 1 or 2. The bitch took 9, freaked out, had to go to the hospital and told her mom that I was just giving away drugs to all the children. I almost got expelled from school, and my mom yelled at me for an entire evening, calling me a drug addict, calling me a loser and telling me I was fucking up my life. I never got an allowance again and after that, no matter what I did (A's, School club presidencies, college scholarships) she always assumed that I was a druggie whore.

Stupid part is that she asked for them! I was being nice by sharing with her. Never share pills with cunts.
first: look for this girl.
second: slap her across the face, while calling her a cunt.

that's so fucked up marina. and they were only caffeine pills right? GEEZ...people and drugs.
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