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[Station]

My best so far:
Stranger: HIII

You: ahoy

Stranger: mateyyy

You: Arrrrggggghhhhh!

Stranger: squakkkk. squaakkk

Stranger: said the parrot

You: this isn't a kid's book

You: its real life

Stranger: agreed.

Stranger: you might get run over or you might get shot

You: we have to take responsibility for something

You: we can just be pirates all the time

Stranger: or ninjas

Stranger: that works too

You: ninjas are different

You: they have an honor code

Stranger: but they fly threw the air.

Stranger: and stethly

Stranger: thats all that matters

You: true

You: they were like the f-22 of feudal Japan

Stranger: yeah sure

Stranger: whatever

You: what, i think that's a valid argument

Stranger: yeah if i knew what you meant

You: you don't know what an f-22 is

You: or what feudal Japan is?

Stranger: not really

You: well, which is it?

Stranger: i don't know what they both are

You: hold on one second

You: f-22 = a fifth-generation fighter aircraft that uses stealth technology. It is primarily an air superiority fighter, but has multiple capabilities that include ground attack, electronic warfare, and signals intelligence roles. Lockheed Martin Aeronautics is the prime contractor and is responsible for the majority of the airframe, weapon systems and final assembly of the F-22. Program partner Boeing Integrated Defense Systems provides the wings, aft fuselage, avionics integration, and all of the pilot and maintenance training systems.

You: Feudal Japan = period of Japanese history, dominated by the powerful regional families (daimyo) and the military rule of warlords (shogun), stretched from the 12th through the 19th centuries. The Emperor remained but was mostly kept to a de jure figurehead ruling position. This time is usually divided into periods following the reigning family of the shogun.

Stranger: thank you for enlightening me

You: See, you learn something new every day

Stranger: very true

Stranger: did you know a pigs orgams last 30mins

You: and i always thought my ex girlfriend was a pig

You: BADA BING!

Stranger: hahhahhahaha

You have disconnected.

[RoundAbout]

You: I'm 20 ft tall
You: with axes for hands and trees for legs
You: I eat rocks
You: what do you eat?
Stranger: well im 5 foot 10 and i can fly
Stranger: and i eat paper
You: I shoot scissors from my mouth
Stranger: i shoot bullets from my mouth and big rocks out of my ass
You: that must be painful
Stranger: naw i got use to it
Stranger: as long i can protect myself
You: what does your ass need protection from? pedos?
Stranger: no when i run out of bullets i use my ass
You: the rocks will be too tiny to effect anything
You: KATG

Fun Stuff Haha.

[Malcolm Is Moore]

This is the best conversation I've EVER had on a chat. A bit long, no?




Stranger: There's a SWAT team outside my house and their trying to break in.
Stranger: any suggestions?
You: Fuck that.
You: Jack off
You: It'll calm you down
You: Then get a shotgun
You: Or some airsol and a lighter/match
You: Hit em in the face with FIRE!
You: Burn the bitches!
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Stranger: I think I've found my soul mate
You: =3
You: I'm a man btw
Stranger: I just wish you'd look at me more
You: ;D
You: I'm going to record ths conversation
You: that alright?
Stranger: wait. How's that possible?
You: My cam.
You: Then copy the chat
You: ...
You: That didn't make much sense
Stranger: Only if you tell me where the trasure is
Stranger: *treasure
You: Hmm, somewhere dark and stickey....
Stranger: Oh yeah, big help
You: A lil brown, and not me
Stranger: My asshole is dark and sticky, bud
Stranger: You think I should be lookin there?
You: Get a shovel and start digging
Stranger: but that hurts
You: One of those kiddie plastic ones?

Stranger: little better
You: What is the treasure btw?
Stranger: Some crackers, and a can of diet Pepsi
You: That's definately where it is.
You: Hmm, have you seen 1 guy 1 cup?
You: This sounds a lil like it.
You: Some guy sticks a jar up his ass
You: And isbreaks
You: it breaks*
Stranger: Awesome
Stranger: That is how you get famous
You: He diggs out bloody shitty chinks of glass
You: Same with the guywho cut off his dick for the pain Olympics.
You: He didn't win
You: lol
Stranger: How do you beat cutting off your dick?
You: Have you heard of Seppuku?
Stranger: Don't think I want to, but tell me anyway
You: You carve an upsidedown t into your torso
You: And your guts spill out.
Stranger: sounds exotic
You: It's Japanese.
You: Samuri's did it when they lost battles but didn't die.
Stranger: Yep, that old Japanese honor code
You: If you don't win, you die.
You: NO wonder they're good at everything they do.
Stranger: Makes sense
Stranger: Very dedicated people
You: Have you ever heard one apologize?
You: They're always, "So sorry, so sorry!"
You: And then they bow, and back away.
Stranger: I've heard Asians apologize, don't know if they're Japanese.
You: This would be very awkward if you were Asian....
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: secretly
Stranger: Asians piss me off
You: LOL
You: You white?
Stranger: Caucasion invasion
You: Good
You: Niggers should die
You: And gooks
You: And Redskins
You: And spiks
Stranger: And the conversation takes a swerve!
You: =3
Stranger: Don't be late for your Klan meeting
Stranger: they got cookies
You: Oh, thanks for reminding me!
You: We've got a big bake sale coming up!
Stranger: How funny would it be if one member of the KKK was black
You: Yea, I'm sure there is.
Stranger: Nobody could tell because they're under the hoods all the time
You: Possibly M Jackson?
You: Yea haha!
Stranger: Micheal Jackson isn't black, silly
You: You're right
You: He has no ethnicity anymore.
Stranger: He's an alien
You: He's a new race to hate!
Stranger: from the world of Exodar VXV
Stranger: sent to conquer the world
Stranger: Earth
You: You think hes Xenu?
Stranger: I think he's Zoltar
You: I'm a Scientologist btw
Stranger: I'm a nihilist
Stranger: like Grendel
You: Never heard of it.
Stranger: It's the philosophy that everything is pointless life is one big joke
Stranger: A sick, twisted Joke!
You: YAAAAAAYYY FOR POINTLESSNESS!
You: Can you tell that I'm a nerd?
You: I usually come off as one
Stranger: its a good thing
You: Not the virgin part
You: Though I've come up with a theory
You: sex=awesome
You: mmorpgs=awesome
You: sex=mmorpgs
Stranger: I really cant find a flaw in your logic there
You: I play mmorpgs, so I'm according to math, not a virgin
Stranger: For the Lich King!
You: Even worse.
You: I play Silk Road
You: And RS
You: And (sad to say it) Archanist
You: A lil bit of the Halo demo
You: I pwn the Shee fags
You: And.....yea
You: FUCK THE OUTSIDE WORLD!
Stranger: Exactly
You: The sun hates me anyways
You: He always burns me
You: Oop
You: Avatar is on.
Stranger: File a restraining order
You: Haha, thats a good idea
You: But I think thats called night
Stranger: Don't be silly
Stranger: The sun can't afford another lawsuit after the sexual harassment case
You: =0
You: Scandelous
Stranger: The sun is a dirty whore
You: Chicka yea baby!
Stranger: You know what I like? Music
You: OMG!
You: So do I!
Stranger: no you dont
Stranger: stop lying
You: Fuck you
You: YOu don't know me
Stranger: Your like Bill Clinton
You: Stop posing
You: Fuck that
Stranger: without the blowjob
You: Touché
Stranger: oh. what now
You: *Hangs head*
Stranger: oh come on
You: But sryously
Stranger: Now I feel like a douche
You: I'd be Andey Rooney
Stranger: That man's crazy
You: He's the tities to cock
You: Thats prolly the most retarded thing I've ever thought
You: The tities to MY cock
You: whoops
Stranger: You've lost me
Stranger: You're gay now?
You: ndey Rooney is the tities to my cock
You: No
You: his stupidity
You: And senilness
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: You just blew my mind
You: Actually, I've never blew anything
Stranger: You Blew it like Monica blows Clinton
Stranger: give yourself some credit
You: I blew it like Andey has tits
You: Oh wait
You: He has the old man saggy tits
Stranger: Sublime!!!
Stranger: must we talk about Andy Rooney's tits?
You: Yes
Stranger: Lets talk about Monica blowing Clinton
You: Kay
Stranger: really?
You: Andey giving Clinton a titty fucking?
You: Thsts hot
You: I need to write that down...
Stranger: And I need to forget it
You: Ok, so sing this to Iron man
You: I am Icecream man
You: Running over kids with my big whitevan
You: crushing little skulls
You: smearing brains all over the bloodstained walls
You: Awwesome no?
Stranger: That's pretty great
Stranger: Funny you should mention, I was just listening to Iron Man
You: I don't even have it on iTunes
You: Mebe I should do that...
Stranger: Do what you do
You: Umm, that depends on what you mean by "do"
Stranger: Can you define what the word "is" means?
You: I didn't say "is"
You: I said 's
You: Oh wait
You: Not even that....
Stranger: Look buddy, I'm not the one who keeps bringing up the Clintion sex scandal
You: I'm not the one bringing up Andeys tits.
Stranger: Then we're in agreement
You: I think so
Stranger: Okay, here's a test
Stranger: Who are the Patriots?
You: A football team
You: I think
Stranger: and you fail
You: LOL
You: I am nerd boy
Stranger: If you played Metal Gear Solid more, you'd know!
You: I don't pay attention to things.
You: Never played it.
Stranger: You only have yourself to blame
You: I know.
Stranger: No choice but to look back and regret the mistakes you've made
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: I'm an asshole
You: No
You: I'm the asshole for never playing MGS
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Then I feel better
You: Hang on, I'm going to go get rootbeer
Stranger: Kay. I gonna go masterbate
You: Sounds good
You: Thank god for minifridges
Stranger: oh look at you
Stranger: Mr. Minifridge
You: Oh lok at you
You: Mr. I have a Cock
Stranger: What're you, Bill Clinton?
You: ....
You: Maaaayyyybe
Stranger: I do have a cock, though
Stranger: his name's Little Jerry
Stranger: I put him in cock fights sometimes
You: Thats awsome
Stranger: When morning arises, he makes his little rooster sound
You: MInes named mushroomface
Stranger: YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE!?!?
You: YEA!!!
Stranger: See cause cock is another name for a rooster
Stranger: And I made it sound dirty at first
Stranger: I'm brilliant
You: You're genious
You: I didn't even think of that
Stranger: Probably cause you're too bust getting a blowjob from Monica
You: I wish
Stranger: I know
You: But I'd rather be getting a tity fucking from Andey
Stranger: and it's weird
Stranger: yeah, i need to save this conversation
Stranger: show it to my mom
You: She'll love us
You: Is she a milf?
Stranger: how dare you
Stranger: Get out of my house. right now
You: Or is she a yfh?
Stranger: no
Stranger: she's a fopkg
You: ohhh
You: that makes sense
Stranger: it better
Stranger: You're a good man, keep it up, you're doing fine

[Malcolm Is Moore]

Ok, fuck life, I hate people. Some dickbag gave me a url that linked to moldeymen.com. It's a site of old men fucking in a shower, and it's impossible to get rid of without forcequit or ctrlaltdel.

[Malcolm Is Moore]

Theres a sort of comradery to dicking around, but being a dick is completely different.

[Malcolm Is Moore]

Sadly no, my speakers died, and my iPod was taken away. (By my parents)

[Besmee]

Originally Posted by Malcolm Is Moore

Ok, fuck life, I hate people. Some dickbag gave me a url that linked to moldeymen.com. It's a site of old men fucking in a shower, and it's impossible to get rid of without forcequit or ctrlaltdel.

Oh my god, I saw that.

My eyes.

EDIT:

Stranger: hellow
You: Ahoy~
You: Are you human?
Stranger: omg a pirate
Stranger: NO IM A FUCKING CYBORG SON
You: Fuck yet, matey.
You: So you're from Brazil?
Stranger: hah
You: LOL, SEE, I MADE A RUDE JOKE HAAA.
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'
Stranger: ADHNASDASD
Stranger: faggot

[dzagama]

This is the most funnest site on the internets.



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KID FUCKER!
You: calm down, have a cookie
You: tell me why you're here
Stranger: i was gonna mentor her
Stranger: i don't even want these cookies anymore
You: is that a zima in your hand?
Stranger: what? no
You: what are those condoms for?
Stranger: i always keep them in my car
Stranger: just in case
You: in your van?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i have a van for work.
Stranger: it's part of my job.
You: they all do.
Stranger: i'm a.. i'm a school bus driver
Stranger: can i leave?
You: now, do you mind if i read these transcripts
Stranger: i don't..
Stranger: what..
You: did you say, "i'm 40 years old. i fuck kids?"
Stranger: i don't recall saying that sir
Stranger: are you her dad or something?
You: her?
You: don't you mean HIM?
You: er, HIS
You:
You: hahaha
Stranger: lol
You: i fucked it up
You: dammit
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: nice job
You:
Stranger: ASSHOLE
You: you're free to go
Stranger: <3
Stranger: alright
You: there are no cops outside
You have disconnected.

[lissabunnie]

Originally Posted by AiNE

uhh... sorry liss.. that was me HAHAHAH! fucking lols!

hahaha what are the fucking chances?!
When you told me I was 39, I got skeeved and left
haha lmfao!

Stranger: hiy
You: ahoy!
Stranger: lol
You: I'm a bunnie!
You: And I eat carrots and apples
You: I love lettuce
Stranger: bunnies dont say ahoy!
Stranger: do they?
Stranger: i thought they just sort of...didnt make a noise?
You: Only the super cool bunnies
You: Humans are too stupid to hear us.
You: They don't know that we know how to teleport
You: Me and my brothers, we're planning an esca[e
You: *escape
Stranger: smart
You: see, the humans are away for dinner and we're gonna chew the wires.
Stranger: ahhh, a bunny with many IQ points...
You: and then they can't get electricity and they'll freak out and die b/c they're stupid humans who can't live without their precious tv and computer
Stranger: and then what? take over the house and infultrait the rest of the cities?
You: You betcha.
You: But we'll be nice to you and not kill you.
You: We'll put you in a cage and feed you salad everyday.
Stranger: good, and in return i shall be on your side in this epic battle
Stranger: and supply intel on humans weak points
You: I'll ask the Bunnie King to build you a super cool underground house
Stranger: oh, yes please!
You: And then you can have tons and tons of babies to build up the army
You: That's why we bunnies have a lot of babies.
Stranger: ahh
You: So, I hope your parts work!

[RachaelBachael]

Holytaco.com had a piece about the 6 types of Omegle.com Chats. You can find them here:

http://www.holytaco.com/six-types-omeglecom-chats