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ryanvc76 · 04-04-2009, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rachel

Be careful, though. Sometimes you'll get someone who speaks Portugese. So, yeah.

Funny you'd say that... I decide to go check it out and first response I get is:

Stranger: alguem ai fala portugues?

zunayed · 04-04-2009, 01:07 PM

You: the first person i got on this site was a registered sex offender
Stranger: ok wait wats ur gender
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: my neighbor is 1
Stranger: maybe it was him
You: wow really?
Stranger: his name is jim
Stranger: yea
You: did he have to go around and tell everyone
Stranger: wut
Stranger: he has a sticker on his window
You: haah wow
You: thats so weird
Stranger: WATS ur gender
You: m
Stranger: it aint weird

Stranger: oh ok jw
You: id be freaked out
Stranger: he's nice
Stranger: he grows weed
You: haha he would be
You: thats how he lures in his prey
Stranger: lol he loves me
Stranger: ur tellin me
You: haha run!
Stranger: OMG ONCE he made out wiht my friend omg i ran away LOL

You: stay away from that guy
You: lol
Stranger: i love him
You: haah wtf
Stranger: lol
You: he is so going to molest you
Stranger: :$
Stranger: NO he would not dare
You: i feel like i should be calling the cops on him
Stranger: i can take him
You: he DID dare
You: and got caught
Stranger: LOL

You: why are you so sure
Stranger: because i will kill him lol
You: haha i think a grown man can take on a 15yr old
Stranger: im telling you i can take him LOL
You: does have like one leg or something
You: cause i dont see how otherwise
Stranger: hes old
You: makes it creepier
You: why the fuck is he growing weed though
Stranger: but it makes him weakerrrrr
Stranger: idk LOL AHHA to get high
You: haha
You: BITCH RUN

ryanvc76 · 04-04-2009, 01:38 PM

Yay! The religious fucks are using it to "spread the word". I just got done taking some 19yr old christian twat from the UK on a walk through reason...

lissabunnie · 04-04-2009, 02:41 PM

You: COOL BEANS!
Stranger: UGLY BEANS
You: AMAZING BEANS
Stranger: SMELLY BEANS
You: SILLY BEANS
Stranger: RETARD BEANS
You: JELLY BEANS
Stranger: STRING BEANS
You: GREEN BEANS
Stranger: BOOGER BEANS
You: SUNSHINE BEANS
Stranger: POOP BEANS
You: RAINBOW BEANS
Stranger: DEAD BEANS
You: WEED BEANS
Stranger: CRACK BEANS
You: CUDDLY BEANS
Stranger: SPONGEBOB BEANS
You: MR. KRABS BEANS
Stranger: SQUIWARD BEANS
You: SANDY BEANS
Stranger: PLANKTON BEANS
You: MRS. PUFFS BEANS
Stranger: GARY BEANS
You: KING NEPTUNE BEANS
Stranger: PATRICK BEANS
You: MERMAID MAN BEANS
Stranger: BARNACLE BOY BEANS
You: GRANDMA SQUAREPANTS BEANS
Stranger: THE DIRTY BUBBLE BEANS
You: THE FLYING DUTCHMEN BEANS
Stranger: DAVEY JONES'S LOCKER BEANS
You: I win!

Stranger: NO! lol
You: ah shit
You: PEARL KRABS BEANS
Stranger: oh shit lol
Stranger: LARRY THE LOBSTER BEANS
You: PATCHY THE PIRATE BEANS
Stranger: OLD MAN JENKINS BEANS
You: HAHAH VICTORY IS MINE
You: FFUUUUUCK
Stranger: hahahhaa
You: BUBBLE BUDDY BEANS
Stranger: MINDY BEANS
You: KAREN BEANS
Stranger: NOOOOO
Stranger: JELLYFISH BEANS
You: MAN RAY BEANS
Stranger: fuuuuck
You: WINNNEEEEER
Stranger: lol
You: hehehe I win I win I win

Stranger: just let me say, seriously, you are awesome
Stranger: haha
You: I know

Luis · 04-04-2009, 04:53 PM

This site is really cool. I just spent the last two hours talking to a 16 year old emo girl from new york about german emo bands and other nice stuff, we have totally different tastes but got along great. The beginning went a bit like this:

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Germany
Stranger: OMG!!
Stranger: I listen to german bands. Tokio Hotel and killerpilze and such!
You: you don't happen to be a 15 year old girl, do you?
Stranger: I'm 16 but yeah, how did you know that?

how did I know that?

...

Bebe · 04-04-2009, 07:05 PM

LOL

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: ahoy
Stranger: where are you from?
You: New Zealand
You: you?
Stranger: seriously?
Stranger: me too!
You: LOL
You: liar!
Stranger: no..
You: ok where?
Stranger: i've never found a NZer on here before
Stranger: wellington
Stranger: you?
You: Chch
You: hahaha
Stranger: aw lol
You: name?
Stranger: toni lol you?
You: bebe
You: hilarious
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 36
Stranger: oh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the1thepwnly · 04-04-2009, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bebe

Stranger: how old are you?
You: 36
Stranger: oh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LAWL!!!

Bebe · 04-04-2009, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the1thepwnly

LAWL!!!

Toni is an asshole

djoh615893 · 04-04-2009, 09:31 PM

You: Hi
Stranger: i like to eat cum
You: Really? You must be part of KATG then
Stranger: nope
You: I of course like to manually masturbate midgets for porn research
You: Its really weird at first, but later I became more comfortable
Stranger: nothing wrong with that
You: So you like to eat trucker cum, farmer cum, what exactly?
Stranger: no no
Stranger: im a white collar cum girl
You: Classy!
You: Anyone famous?
Stranger: i mean i like the taste but essentially im all about $
Stranger: not really, just locals
You: Small town?
Stranger: not really ,probably a few hundred thousand here.

where you from hun?

decola · 04-04-2009, 11:07 PM

You: PENIS!
Stranger: YOU AGAIN!?

hahaha

04-04-2009, 01:07 PM	#72 (permalink)
zunayed Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: CrOOkLyn Posts: 43	You: the first person i got on this site was a registered sex offender Stranger: ok wait wats ur gender Stranger: LOL Stranger: my neighbor is 1 Stranger: maybe it was him You: wow really? Stranger: his name is jim Stranger: yea You: did he have to go around and tell everyone Stranger: wut Stranger: he has a sticker on his window You: haah wow You: thats so weird Stranger: WATS ur gender You: m Stranger: it aint weird Stranger: oh ok jw You: id be freaked out Stranger: he's nice Stranger: he grows weed You: haha he would be You: thats how he lures in his prey Stranger: lol he loves me Stranger: ur tellin me You: haha run! Stranger: OMG ONCE he made out wiht my friend omg i ran away LOL You: stay away from that guy You: lol Stranger: i love him You: haah wtf Stranger: lol You: he is so going to molest you Stranger: :$ Stranger: NO he would not dare You: i feel like i should be calling the cops on him Stranger: i can take him You: he DID dare You: and got caught Stranger: LOL You: why are you so sure Stranger: because i will kill him lol You: haha i think a grown man can take on a 15yr old Stranger: im telling you i can take him LOL You: does have like one leg or something You: cause i dont see how otherwise Stranger: hes old You: makes it creepier You: why the fuck is he growing weed though Stranger: but it makes him weakerrrrr Stranger: idk LOL AHHA to get high You: haha You: BITCH RUN
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04-04-2009, 01:38 PM	#73 (permalink)
ryanvc76 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Germany (American) Posts: 269	Yay! The religious fucks are using it to "spread the word". I just got done taking some 19yr old christian twat from the UK on a walk through reason...
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04-04-2009, 02:41 PM	#74 (permalink)
lissabunnie Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: long island Posts: 0	You: COOL BEANS! Stranger: UGLY BEANS You: AMAZING BEANS Stranger: SMELLY BEANS You: SILLY BEANS Stranger: RETARD BEANS You: JELLY BEANS Stranger: STRING BEANS You: GREEN BEANS Stranger: BOOGER BEANS You: SUNSHINE BEANS Stranger: POOP BEANS You: RAINBOW BEANS Stranger: DEAD BEANS You: WEED BEANS Stranger: CRACK BEANS You: CUDDLY BEANS Stranger: SPONGEBOB BEANS You: MR. KRABS BEANS Stranger: SQUIWARD BEANS You: SANDY BEANS Stranger: PLANKTON BEANS You: MRS. PUFFS BEANS Stranger: GARY BEANS You: KING NEPTUNE BEANS Stranger: PATRICK BEANS You: MERMAID MAN BEANS Stranger: BARNACLE BOY BEANS You: GRANDMA SQUAREPANTS BEANS Stranger: THE DIRTY BUBBLE BEANS You: THE FLYING DUTCHMEN BEANS Stranger: DAVEY JONES'S LOCKER BEANS You: I win! Stranger: NO! lol You: ah shit You: PEARL KRABS BEANS Stranger: oh shit lol Stranger: LARRY THE LOBSTER BEANS You: PATCHY THE PIRATE BEANS Stranger: OLD MAN JENKINS BEANS You: HAHAH VICTORY IS MINE You: FFUUUUUCK Stranger: hahahhaa You: BUBBLE BUDDY BEANS Stranger: MINDY BEANS You: KAREN BEANS Stranger: NOOOOO Stranger: JELLYFISH BEANS You: MAN RAY BEANS Stranger: fuuuuck You: WINNNEEEEER Stranger: lol You: hehehe I win I win I win Stranger: just let me say, seriously, you are awesome Stranger: haha You: I know
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04-04-2009, 04:53 PM	#75 (permalink)
Luis Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 45	This site is really cool. I just spent the last two hours talking to a 16 year old emo girl from new york about german emo bands and other nice stuff, we have totally different tastes but got along great. The beginning went a bit like this: You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: where are you from? You: Germany Stranger: OMG!! Stranger: I listen to german bands. Tokio Hotel and killerpilze and such! You: you don't happen to be a 15 year old girl, do you? Stranger: I'm 16 but yeah, how did you know that? how did I know that? ... __________________ spooky: "Anybody else you want to talk about, at your work? Amber: "What are you hinting at?" Last edited by Luis; 04-04-2009 at 04:54 PM. Reason: added image
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04-04-2009, 07:05 PM	#76 (permalink)
Bebe Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 4,515	LOL You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: ahoy Stranger: where are you from? You: New Zealand You: you? Stranger: seriously? Stranger: me too! You: LOL You: liar! Stranger: no.. You: ok where? Stranger: i've never found a NZer on here before Stranger: wellington Stranger: you? You: Chch You: hahaha Stranger: aw lol You: name? Stranger: toni lol you? You: bebe You: hilarious Stranger: how old are you? You: 36 Stranger: oh Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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04-04-2009, 09:31 PM	#79 (permalink)
djoh615893 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Florence, TX Posts: 166	You: Hi Stranger: i like to eat cum You: Really? You must be part of KATG then Stranger: nope You: I of course like to manually masturbate midgets for porn research You: Its really weird at first, but later I became more comfortable Stranger: nothing wrong with that You: So you like to eat trucker cum, farmer cum, what exactly? Stranger: no no Stranger: im a white collar cum girl You: Classy! You: Anyone famous? Stranger: i mean i like the taste but essentially im all about $ Stranger: not really, just locals You: Small town? Stranger: not really ,probably a few hundred thousand here. where you from hun? __________________ I propose a toast to this epoch of indifference
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04-04-2009, 11:07 PM	#80 (permalink)
decola Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Sheffield Posts: 124	You: PENIS! Stranger: YOU AGAIN!? hahaha
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