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3992: House of the Dragons w/ Robert Alvarez and Jeremy

It’s literally a house of dragons, silver and otherwise. Along with Robert Alvarez, Keith and Chemda are joined by their friend and cancer and lightning survivor Jeremy to cover the news of the day and the news of the future. Before that, Keith discusses his latest post-romance feelings, calling a 900 sex line, and using The Strangers: Chapters 2 and 3 to heal. Also, it’s officially the beginning of the new NFL season, and Keith made his football bets; which, to be clear, his psychic guide is very positive about. August 11, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Hiring a cleaner
  • — Why has Keith been ignoring his psychic guide?
  • — Healing through The Strangers: Chapters 2 and 3
  • — Drake barking like a dog and Keith calling 1-900-SEX
  • — Apple TV’s Cape Fear and The Dink
  • — Keith’s 2026-2027 NFL bets
  • — Listeners’ thoughts on Robert Alvarez
  • — Keith vs. The Country/Keith vs. airbrushing on models/Ricky Martin blows our mind coming out as gay
  • — Robert Alvarez vs. derogatory ex-clients/How to manifest a spell
  • — Love, sex, gambling, and money: Cancer and lightning survivor Jeremy gets read by Robert
  • — Robert’s adolescence
  • — Call-in tarot-reading lightning round
  • — Robert on Zener cards
  • — Keith’s stand-up: Health Care, Penis Rash, and Ben Lerman’s Rash on My Penis

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The Scarlet Bitch
The Scarlet Bitch
Keith trying to heal
Keith trying to heal
Apple TV's Cape Fear
Apple TV's Cape Fear




Jeremy's KATG Sex Links List
Jeremy's KATG Sex Links List
The fortune cookies
The fortune cookies
KATG.com/tattoos: ElvisRico - Can You Imagine?
KATG.com/tattoos: ElvisRico - Can You Imagine?

3991: Keith Malley, Silver Dragon w/ Robert Alvarez

The greatest psychic ever is back! And Robert Alvarez is here too! (WINK) Keith, Chemda, and Robert join forces to figure out the future of Mike, one of their greatest interns. They also take calls, do speed-readings, and deal with April pendejos. August 6, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Keith wants Jerlyn back
  • — Dealing with April fools
  • — Osbournes Reloaded
  • — Claircognizance
  • — The birth of Street View
  • — Should MTA employees have tried harder to stop a rape?
  • — Robert’s polyamorousness
  • — The Silver Dragon Keith Malley predicts the ending of Bret Michaels’ Rock of Love
  • — Jen calls in to see if her grandfather died upset with her
  • — What happens when we die and what does David sound like?
  • — Robert tells Jen that she needs to forgive someone to be able to conceive a child
  • — Today’s tarot card desks
  • — Scott calls regarding physically leaving his brother behind
  • — Zara on feeling alone after a big move
  • — Robert reads Mike the Intern
  • — Psychic competitions
  • — Robert vs. Rachael Ray
  • — KATG speed readings
  • — Robert’s sexual checklist
  • — Keith’s stand-up: New-School Sex

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Mike the Intern
Mike the Intern
KATG.com/tattoos
KATG.com/tattoos

Randall James Hamilton Zwinge, RIP
Randall James Hamilton Zwinge, RIP
Ozzy, RIP (even then)
Ozzy, RIP (even then)
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