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3990: The KATG 76-Hour Marathon: The Witching Hour w/ Robert Alvarez and “friends”

Today we play a section from Keith and Chemda’s record-breaking 76-hour marathon featuring Witch Robert Alvarez (that’s okay to say) psychically reading in-studio guests as well as callers over the phone. From love, money, and travels to something else I’m sure, it all gets covered. Also, there’s animosity in the room, but Robert can’t be deterred from rising above it all. August 4, 2026
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  • — Listeners suggest Liz left Keith to be with his father’s lost gold
  • — KATG.com/tattoos
  • — Robert Alvarez’s 3 lovers (and a spell to not be seen)
  • — Criminal defense lawyer Josh the Jew on his wife not being kosher and his aggression toward Robert
  • — Listener readings
  • — Predicting the ending to Lost/Intern Emmy aka Sexy PotatoE (RIP) talks with Robert about her future
  • — Keith, Robert, and Psychic Guide David discuss the practical implementation of Keith’s Justice
  • — The one time Robert was (only kinda) wrong
  • — 27-year-old virgin Scott Perez Fox’s romantic and sexual future
  • — Keith vs. Chemda aka Bruno vs. Emmy
  • — F-MOS asks if he’s with the right woman/Robert feels 100% no negative energy regarding KATG’s Patrice
  • — Robert is asked if KATG’s marathon will make it on digg.com’s homepage (Spoiler: Robert says yes but to give it a month. KATG was #1 that very day)
  • — Centering Oneself: Robert deals with EatsPaste, other bullshit, and forums negativity
  • — Josh the Jew returns more humbly to ask about his new home, leading to Robert calling Josh “a prick”
  • — Emmy returns with follow-up questions because Robert broke her brain
  • — F-MOS x fuse
  • — EatsPaste caught cheating in this year’s stand-up contest

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3989: Keith’s Psychic Guide w/ Robert Alvarez

It’s now 2008, and during the time when Keith and Chemda were dating, psychic witch Robert Alvarez made his second appearance. The hosts cover the previous predictions Robert has made, and they grade him accordingly. Mr. Alvarez also blesses us with more fast-paced call-in readings and, with the work of spirit guide David, helps Keith and Chemda find Keith’s opener for his upcoming stand-up show Sue Everybody. Oh, and Robert lets Chemda know if she’ll be having sex with a woman. August 2, 2026
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  • — FBI Director Kash Patel’s $10 million lawsuit against blogger Jim Stewartson who called Patel a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch,” and a, “blatantly incompetent chud,” is thrown out
  • — The Dept. of Justice has dropped its Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool vandalism case because duh
  • — The Soprano’s Vincent Pastore (80) passed away
  • — Listener emails regarding blindsided breakups
  • — Robert Alvarez explains his psychic guide David
  • — The factual accuracy of The Ghost Whisperer
  • — Amy Winehouse’s upcoming overdose
  • — Checking Robert’s past predictions
  • — Listener call-in readings
  • — 2008’s stand-up submissions
  • — Chemda’s predicted lesbian experiences
  • — Keith’s stand-up: Sue Doctors and Sue Everybody/Nerds

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Goddess's blessing to us all, Robert Alvarez
Goddess's blessing to us all, Robert Alvarez
Chemda & Keith
Chemda & Keith
Googly-eyed Kremlin bitch and blatantly incompetent chud FBI director Kash Patel
Googly-eyed Kremlin bitch and blatantly incompetent chud FBI director Kash Patel
Totally sober Judge Jeanine Pirro
Totally sober Judge Jeanine Pirro

100% factually accurate
100% factually accurate
Amy Winehouse
Amy Winehouse
2008's KATG Stand-Up Winner Allison Pound
2008's KATG Stand-Up Winner Allison Pound
Brenda
Brenda
Clockwork Bob
Clockwork Bob

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