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3916: Only in Charlotte w/ ListenerLiz

The move is complete! Keith’s girlfriend and fellow Charlottean ListenerLiz joins the show to help Keith discuss leaving The Big Apple for literally greener pastures. The duo talks about the dichotomy between the two cities, dealing with landlords and movers, and strangers finding KATG through Keith’s trail of breadcrumbs. The lovebirds also address serious hot topics such as Pride Month vs. Veterans Month, the literal whitewashing of civil rights campaigners, and the Pittsburgh Steelers’ new quarterback. June 9, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — The Brutalist
  • — Pride Month vs. Veterans Month
  • — Pete Hegseth to change U.S. ships from being named after civil rights campaigners (John Lewis, Thurgood Marshall, Harriet Tubman, etc.)
  • — Keith’s giveaways
  • — R.I.P. Major Margaret Hot Lips Houlihan
  • — The Macrons airplane fight
  • — Theater roof falls during showing of Final Destination: Bloodlines
  • — The Rehearsal - Season 2
  • — Keith tries to sell his A/C unit
  • — Keith tries to get back his NYC security deposit
  • — Keith tries to hire honest long-distance movers
  • — Keith settles into Charlotte, NC
  • — Carolina Panthers owner David Tepper vs. Keith’s new Pittsburgh Steelers hang-out

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Live from Charlotte!
Live from Charlotte!
Keith's new neighbors
Keith's new neighbors
Keith starting his day great
Keith starting his day great
And the next day ...
And the next day ...
Lunch: Keith drops his just cooked frozen dinner
Lunch: Keith drops his just cooked frozen dinner
And his day has turned
And his day has turned
But he doesn't mind. He'll just eat the top!
But he doesn't mind. He'll just eat the top!
Dinner
Dinner
The Brutalist
The Brutalist
Secretary of Defense and racist unadmitted alcoholic idiot Pete Hegseth
Secretary of Defense and racist unadmitted alcoholic idiot Pete Hegseth
Corporal Maxwell Klinger
Corporal Maxwell Klinger
Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan (R.I.P.)
Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan (R.I.P.)
The Macrons making jokes
The Macrons making jokes
Keith's bane
Keith's bane
Keith's giveaways
Keith's giveaways



The real life Final Destination theater ceiling collapse
The real life Final Destination theater ceiling collapse

The horrific apartment damage that cost Keith $700
The horrific apartment damage that cost Keith $700






But the table, grill, and cooler: No problem
But the table, grill, and cooler: No problem
How Keith originally took the apartment
How Keith originally took the apartment
Keith never complains
Keith never complains
Monopoly game pieces you've never heard of
Monopoly game pieces you've never heard of
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
How movers leave your place
How movers leave your place
Thanks for the drink, fuck you
Thanks for the drink, fuck you
How Keith got revenge on the movers
How Keith got revenge on the movers
Keith says goodbye
Keith says goodbye
Keith's new stomping grounds
Keith's new stomping grounds
Carolina Panthers owner David Tepper
Carolina Panthers owner David Tepper


Pittsburgh Steelers' new quarterback Aaron Rodgers
Pittsburgh Steelers' new quarterback Aaron Rodgers


3915: Party Etiquette, Dumb Politics, and The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial w/ Calvin Cato

Superstar and The Dad Emails book contributor Calvin Cato returns to help Keith discuss party etiquette (Keith’s perfect), dumb politics (Keith isn’t pleased), and the Diddy trial (APPLESAUCE ON A CHEESEBURGER?!). They also pay homage to the great George Wendt and are nervous for the family that is now burdened with his bar tab. May 24, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — 0:00 KATG.com/DadBook and Ephesians 6:4
  • — 4:04 One of those days/Leaving NYC
  • — 9:05 Party etiquette and Keith being perfect
  • — 26:15 Dumb politics
  • — 45:21 People who are too polite/Impolite text responses
  • — 54:16 The Diddy Trial/Kanye West is done being antisemitic
  • — 1:16:30 RIP: Cheers’s NORM! and corporations honoring Pride Month

Guests

Calvin CatoCalvin Cato

Pictures

KATG.com/DadBook feat. Calvin Cato
KATG.com/DadBook feat. Calvin Cato
Keith's original Carrie's Party pasta idea (1 serving pictured)
Keith's original Carrie's Party pasta idea (1 serving pictured)

Carrie's spread (nice cheese idea, Carrie)
Carrie's spread (nice cheese idea, Carrie)
Their pasta
Their pasta
Keith's gifts
Keith's gifts
Keith's desserts (1 serving pictured)
Keith's desserts (1 serving pictured)
Liz's surprise
Liz's surprise
Carrie's demands
Carrie's demands
This is real
This is real
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