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3993: The Psychic and the Poltergeist w/ Robert Alvarez

12 years later, The Psychic Witch Robert Alvarez returns, this time over video during COVID; but still, nothing can slow him down (even the poltergeist he apparently lives with). Keith and Chemda catch up on Robert’s life, learn the future of their own lives, and get even more personal with The Great One. August 12, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Remembering Keith’s dad sabotaging Keith’s Super Bowl Domino’s commercial
  • — Remembering the split between Keith and Jeremy
  • — Listener Laura follows up on healing after a surprise breakup
  • — Robert Alvarez’s love and his all new psychic guide Anthony
  • — When Robert’s spirit guides communicate with clients’ spirit guides
  • — When Keith and Robert dismissed Catholicism
  • — The day Robert heard everybody’s thoughts/schizophrenia
  • — The Psychic Witch’s poltergeist puts away groceries
  • — The accuracy of The Conjuring
  • — The rising popularity of tarot cards
  • — When Keith had sex with a witch
  • — The future of COVID-19 in 2021
  • — The future of Israel and Palestine
  • — Britney Spears’ autonomy
  • — The future of Keith and Kyle Ocasio
  • — Chemda’s future health, her third eye, and her future with Xerxes
  • — Robert’s sex
  • — Keith’s stand-up: Daddy’s Home (Keith’s Discipline)

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100% scientifically accurate
100% scientifically accurate
A listener's Tower tarot card
A listener's Tower tarot card

Chemda judging Keith and Kyle
Chemda judging Keith and Kyle

3992: House of the Dragons w/ Robert Alvarez and Jeremy

It’s literally a house of dragons, silver and otherwise. Along with Robert Alvarez, Keith and Chemda are joined by their friend and cancer and lightning survivor Jeremy to cover the news of the day and the news of the future. Before that, Keith discusses his latest post-romance feelings, calling a 900 sex line, and using The Strangers: Chapters 2 and 3 to heal. Also, it’s officially the beginning of the new NFL season, and Keith made his football bets; which, to be clear, his psychic guide is very positive about. August 11, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Hiring a cleaner
  • — Why has Keith been ignoring his psychic guide?
  • — Healing through The Strangers: Chapters 2 and 3
  • — Drake barking like a dog and Keith calling 1-900-SEX
  • — Apple TV’s Cape Fear and The Dink
  • — Keith’s 2026-2027 NFL bets
  • — Listeners’ thoughts on Robert Alvarez
  • — Keith vs. The Country/Keith vs. airbrushing on models/Ricky Martin blows our mind coming out as gay
  • — Robert Alvarez vs. derogatory ex-clients/How to manifest a spell
  • — Love, sex, gambling, and money: Cancer and lightning survivor Jeremy gets read by Robert
  • — Robert’s adolescence
  • — Call-in tarot-reading lightning round
  • — Robert on Zener cards
  • — Keith’s stand-up: Health Care, Penis Rash, and Ben Lerman’s Rash on My Penis

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The Scarlet Bitch
The Scarlet Bitch
Keith trying to heal
Keith trying to heal
Apple TV's Cape Fear
Apple TV's Cape Fear




Jeremy's KATG Sex Links List
Jeremy's KATG Sex Links List
The fortune cookies
The fortune cookies
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KATG.com/tattoos: ElvisRico - Can You Imagine?
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