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4001: ARCADE.gov and ReadersMagnet w/ Andrea Allan

Just today, Keith got a spam call from ReadersMagnet, a scam company trying to take advantage of independent authors. This reminded him of the first time he happened to be called by the very same literary scouts some years ago while recording a live Keith and The Girl episode with Chemda and Andrea Allan. Today we re-listen to this classic KATG reverse prank call after discussing the arcade selections at ARCADE.gov and if there’s trouble in The Dog Pound. September 4, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Remembering the greatest prank call of all time
  • — Revisiting Keith sucking off his dad’s thumb
  • — Listener MadameEks is proud to be the KATG complainer who, in all sincerity, started the whole “Is this all the show’s gonna be now?” meme
  • — Feedback on episode #4,000
  • — Government deregulation: First our lettuce, now our chocolate
  • — President Trump’s ARCADE.gov
  • — Another dastardly trick learned about Bill Belichick's New England Patriots
  • — Bop 25 by Myq Kaplan and Micah Sherman
  • — Is Big Dick Blaine lying about never having a tattoo???
  • — Bose’s trustworthiness and the ridiculousness of policy “agreements”
  • — The Reasurgence aka Literary Book Scouts and the Technicals (SEO)

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4000: SHOW #4,000 w/ The Chat Pack

Some of the best of The Chat Pack, aka; Big Dick Blaine, Neal, Hayley, Bryan, Roland, Newsy, Matthew, and Diana join Keith to celebrate Keith and Chemda’s podcast of well over 21 years by recognizing this very episode. This sexy octet does their best to help Keith recall 3,999 episodes by letting him know how they found KATG and what stood out the most: the good, the bad, and the very, very ugly. Interspersed with clips from the past, this show might make your head spin, but you’ll definitely laugh and cry. If you have feelings. I know Keith sure does. September 4, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — [The KATG App], [Rod Morrow’s introduction]
  • — Celebrating 4,000 episodes with listeners around the world [Andy Kindler asks about Keith’s accent] and Blaine misses Boys’ Weekend [Cathryn Lavery on Keith being the perfect host]
  • — Newsy questions Keith’s possibly Nazi 704 t-shirt [Newsy calls in about being arrested for graffitti], [Ted Alexandro on things being harr-errd]
  • — Superhero sex and intrusive thoughts [Bridget and the Squares perform Apples & Oranges and Winter]
  • — Forums fights and strangers arguing with themselves [Bad faith listeners], [Time Bomb by 4”Stud], [Keith begs listening haters to get out of his life]
  • — Getting kicked out of karaoke [Chemda and Ben Lerman perform In Spide of Ourselves]
  • — Matthew loves Not Gay Bobby [Bobby Mitchell caught driving on a DUI in a dress], [Goodbye, Porn Collection by Bobby Mitchell] and Jesse Joyce [Jesse Joyce as Woody and Keith as Dice]
  • — Remembering Patrice [Patrice the insecure lying theif]
  • — Hayley on Teen Mom Trash Talk [Tracy Carnazzo and Andrea help discuss the name to use when referencing a vagina in a sexual manner]
  • — Newsy remembers the KATG Cruise’s High/Low Talks and KATG’s fake wedding [Emmy and Newsy on teachers sleeping and shitting themselves]
  • — Remembering The Dawn and Drew Show [Adam Curry’s shady company PodShow]
  • — Neal heard KATG in middle school and then heard THE BREAKUP in high school [Keith and Chemda’s romantic breakup]
  • — Matthew and Hayley remember Chemda getting upset [Keepin’ It Real], [Deuce Deuce and Hadar], [The Gootz with Wendi Starling], [Michelle Collins]
  • — Newsy on Keith talking politics [VOTE!], [Keith the politician with Ted Alexandro]
  • — Newsy remembers Lucas’s death [Lucas’s standup submission], [Lucas’s letter about KATG], [Lucas’s suicide bridge that happened upon him]
  • — The Chat Pack discusses how KATG unapologetically shares the ugliness in the world [Betsy and Jack Helmuth on Roe v. Wade being reversed]
  • — Newsy exits the episode [Big Proud Boat], [Keith opens Sniffies]
  • — Neal on being an honest podcast [Static and Satellites by Merit]
  • — Matthew remembers racist liar EatsPaste’s cheating scandal/catching cheaters [Max Darwin]
  • — WARNING! KATG 25-MINUTE COMMERCIAL BLOCK! [KATG’s rules with Andrea and Clark Jones], [Andrea on Best Fiends with Jesse Jolles], [Dan Hartley on Quip], [Sam Evans and Carmen Lagala on Rothy’s], [Casey James Salengo on Sleep Number], [President Trump and Magic Spoon]
  • — KATG celebrating women [Katharine Heller and Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue], [Jesse Joyce on the death of Greg Giraldo], [Carrie Gravenson and Keith’s lack of literal direction], [Myka Fox on KATG vs. Danny Lobell], [Courtney Maginnis with Casey James Salengo on being sober for 2 days], [Ophira Eisenberg on Squid Game(s)], [Chemda as Christi Chiello], [Kyle Ocasio with her 12-year-old son Benny]
  • — KATG sponsors Neal like real HEROES!!! [Bianca on Father Malley’s kids sucking off his thumb], KATG old-school merchandise, and care [Bianca on Keith’s happiness]
  • — Diana enjoys The Real [Justin Smith on Facebookers clicking MAYBE on an invite]

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