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3956: The Lord’s Work

As we ring in 2026 and take a break trudging through the finale of Stranger Things, Keith discusses the shocking stories that ended 2025: The brutal murder of the great Rob Reiner!; John Cena tapping out to a wrestling up-and-comer during his own retirement match!; over 65% of people saying they prefer ranch over blue cheese!!! Keith also talks about the 3-year anniversary of his mom’s proven ascension into Heaven as described by his father as well as sports players and commentators not understanding what microphones do. Oh, and Keith confronted a bar customer that liked to make jokes about if they’d tip or not. January 1, 2026
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  • — The Pittsburgh Steelers’ amazing winning 2025-2026 season
  • — Merriam-Webster’s 2025 Word of the Year
  • — Amazon confirmed that Keith was gonna nail Christmas, but …
  • — Keith watches 2003’s Love Actually for the first time
  • — Sports and unwanted microphones
  • — Hanukkah vs. Hate, Keith introduces blue cheese to Charlotte, and Keith schools a customer on why joking about how they’ll tip is disgusting
  • — Keith’s dad and the 3-year anniversary of Keith’s mom’s obvious ascension into Heaven/Keith invites his dad on KATG
  • — The murder of Rob Reiner and Donald Trump’s gleeful response feat. Mick Foley
  • — John Cena taps out to up-and-comer Gunther during his retirement match
  • — Russell Brand responds to the new rape allegations that he’s grateful for
  • — Marlon Wayans thinks 50 Cent shouldn’t kick Diddy when he’s down feat. Marlon’s Golden Globe nominees “presentation”

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Isiah Whitlock Jr., RIP
Isiah Whitlock Jr., RIP

DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf

Jake Paul (l.), Andrew Tate (r.) getting knocked out on the same wonderful day
Jake Paul (l.), Andrew Tate (r.) getting knocked out on the same wonderful day
Flyers' announcer Tim Saunders
Flyers' announcer Tim Saunders
Touching Grass
Touching Grass
THE MUG
THE MUG
SO TEMPTING!
SO TEMPTING!


Is it Gwyneth Paltrow's head, Neal?
Is it Gwyneth Paltrow's head, Neal?

The classic wedge (with blue cheese)
The classic wedge (with blue cheese)

Sherlock Holmes in 1991
Sherlock Holmes in 1991
The Reiners
The Reiners



Mick Foley
Mick Foley
John Cena tapping out in his own retirement match
John Cena tapping out in his own retirement match
Jeffrey Epstein and pals
Jeffrey Epstein and pals



Russell Brand, thrilled at more rape allegations
Russell Brand, thrilled at more rape allegations


Marlon Wayans
Marlon Wayans

3955: Useful Joy (God Is the Greatest)

Sunshiner Keith Malley returns to discuss the big news: KEITH FINISHED AND WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER! Keith also shares other big news of the year, namely his iTunes Replay ‘25 (#1 song: GAYLE’S abcdefu) and his YouTube 2025 Recap (#1 Channel: Midnight Across America). Keith also plays the McDonald’s manager’s live 911 call that turned in insurance CEO shooter Luigi Mangione and the video of the unapologetically racist Wisconsin Cinnabon worker who yelled hate at customers despite Cinnabon’s 0% tolerance policy against racial hate. Keith reviews Wicked: For Good and Stranger Things: Season 5 - Part 1, and he probably isn’t pleased. He’s okay though; HE WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER! Oh, and his dad wrote him. December 10, 2025
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  • — 100% TRUE BREAKING NEWS: KEITH FINISHED AND WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER
  • — Keith’s just received 5 new emails from his dad
  • — Keith’s iTunes Replay ‘25 (#1 song: GAYLE’S abcdefu) and YouTube’s 2025 Recap (#1 Channel: Midnight Across America)
  • — The 1-year anniversary of insurance CEO shooter Luigi Mangione feat. the McDonald’s manager’s live 911 call turning him in
  • — The Cinnabon worker who was fired after yelling racial slurs into a customer’s phone will easily raise over $100,000 in support
  • — Donald Trump’s Kennedy Center Honors honors Sylvester Stallone and KISS
  • — Keith reviews the sequel Wicked: For Good
  • — Keith reviews 50 Cent’s 4-hour TV documentary Sean Combs: The Reckoning
  • — Keith finally finishes watching Stranger Things: Season 5 - Part 1
  • — 2026 Golden Globes nominations
  • — From God Made Me: The Very Worst of Keith Malley - Vol. 1: Heaven Explained and You Don’t Really Believe

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KEITH FINISHED AND WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER!
KEITH FINISHED AND WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER!
Keith's new hero
Keith's new hero
YouTube’s 2025 Recap
YouTube’s 2025 Recap

Keith's YouTube personality type
Keith's YouTube personality type
Liz's YouTube personality type!!!
Liz's YouTube personality type!!!

GAYLE, 21: "Hm maybe we just sing the alphabet."
GAYLE, 21: "Hm maybe we just sing the alphabet."
Luigi Mangione, 26: "Wait I did WHAAAT?!"
Luigi Mangione, 26: "Wait I did WHAAAT?!"
Cinnabon racist Crystal Wilsey, 43: "No it was THESE 2 fingers!!!"
Cinnabon racist Crystal Wilsey, 43: "No it was THESE 2 fingers!!!"

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