Show Notes

• — Come See Nicole: Keith and The Girl is coming to Washington, DC on September 18th. Hold onto your powdered wigs!
• — The Belt Taker: Keith has the urge to fight anyone wearing a karate outfit
• — Making Quick Work: Fighting 30 children at once would be so much fun!
• — Sad Cop Drinking: Dan drank so much that he made his bed and then vomited, just like his father and grandfather used to do
• — Trick Question: Well over half of the listeners would have bought a $700 HDTV over a $500 one
• — Tell Me A Joke: Comedians don't make fun waiters
• — Saintly Caricature: Ethan’s friend has passed away, so head to the forums to see how you can support those he has left behind
• — Headliner: A concert stage in Indiana blew over from a storm, crushing five people to death
• — For Those About To Sniff, We Salute You: AC/DC is coming out with a line of fine wines
• — Receipt Please: Dan served customers at his waiter job that the NSA questioned him about
• — Oh, Hitler: British spies attempted to spike Hitler’s food with female hormones
• — A Couple Cocks In The Mouth: There will be no more rookie hazing in The Dallas Cowboys