Robot attack scenario

Chronicle615 · 01-01-2011, 12:22 AM

Say your at home. By yourself. Your just sitting down reading a book. All of a sudden the tv comes on in from of you, and transforms into a 3 foot tall robot. It says, "Bow before me human(beep-boop), or prepare to be exterminated(beep-boop-acck)." The voice sounds very sinister like. So, standing 8 feet in front you is a robot about to kill you. What do you do???

BrianAlt · 01-01-2011, 07:06 AM

Unplug it.

Chronicle615 · 01-01-2011, 02:49 PM

Ah smart, but you have to get behind it to do that first.

FletchLives · 01-04-2011, 11:38 AM

it's 3 foot, i would tackle that beep boop motherfucker.

John Galt · 01-04-2011, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chronicle615

Say your at home. By yourself. Your just sitting down reading a book. All of a sudden the tv comes on in from of you, and transforms into a 3 foot tall robot. It says, "Bow before me human(beep-boop), or prepare to be exterminated(beep-boop-acck)." The voice sounds very sinister like. So, standing 8 feet in front you is a robot about to kill you. What do you do???

Pull out my pistol and shoot it in the face.

Chronicle615 · 01-04-2011, 12:55 PM

So you tackle it, but now it's hands are turning into a pair of razor sharp cutter uppers!!

FletchLives · 01-04-2011, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chronicle615

So you tackle it, but now it's hands are turning into a pair of razor sharp cutter uppers!!

grab his arm and robo-castrate then robo-decapitate.

DaHonay · 01-04-2011, 02:03 PM

I can't take any robot attach scenario seriously from someone that doesn't use YOU'RE/YOUR correctly.

The robots will kill you for certain.

Chronicle615 · 01-04-2011, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHonay

I can't take any robot attach scenario seriously from someone that doesn't use YOU'RE/YOUR correctly.

The robots will kill you for certain.

And I'm suppose to listen to someone that can't spell "Attack" right. Tsk Tsk. Get over yourself.

BrianAlt · 01-04-2011, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chronicle615

Ah smart, but you have to get behind it to do that first.

Meant to say before that I did actually think of that. I would just turn off the circuit breaker if I thought I couldn't get to the plug.

01-01-2011, 12:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
Chronicle615 Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nashville,TN Posts: 83	Robot attack scenario Say your at home. By yourself. Your just sitting down reading a book. All of a sudden the tv comes on in from of you, and transforms into a 3 foot tall robot. It says, "Bow before me human(beep-boop), or prepare to be exterminated(beep-boop-acck)." The voice sounds very sinister like. So, standing 8 feet in front you is a robot about to kill you. What do you do???
(Offline)

01-01-2011, 07:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
BrianAlt Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Northern NJ Posts: 2,105	Unplug it.
(Offline)

01-01-2011, 02:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
Chronicle615 Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nashville,TN Posts: 83	Ah smart, but you have to get behind it to do that first.
(Offline)

01-04-2011, 11:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
FletchLives Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 1,030	it's 3 foot, i would tackle that beep boop motherfucker.
(Offline)

01-04-2011, 12:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
Chronicle615 Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nashville,TN Posts: 83	So you tackle it, but now it's hands are turning into a pair of razor sharp cutter uppers!!
(Offline)

01-04-2011, 02:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
DaHonay Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Pillaging your neighborhood Posts: 1,628	I can't take any robot attach scenario seriously from someone that doesn't use YOU'RE/YOUR correctly. The robots will kill you for certain.
(Offline)

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode