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DaHonay knows that the actual aim of the robots is to enslave their human masters. Attach is a very appropriate word to use. I just hope the robots don't realize that she's on to them. |
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I'm thinking a taser would solve the problem. Or a baseball bat.
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Taser?
Whimp! I have not yet upgraded to an LCD, so it would be as easy as kicking his face with my good shoe, and watch it implode. If it offers serious resistance, lets just say I live on the first floor, and I can reenact spartaaaaa... |
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I'm not a wimp, I'm just lazy. A TV robot wouldn't be worth the effort of getting up off the couch and kicking it. If I were to actively engage it I would be acknowledging that it was a worthy opponent, using a taser makes it so that I can remain in a reclined position, sipping a chilled beverage.
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And that is why I looove america.
Not that long ago you were all like " Cruel and unusual? These hippies dare calling us cruel and unusual? I will give them something to cry home about... Get me a few bombers and about 50 Tons of Agent Orange for each...." Now you are just like "Agression? Sure, if there's nuthin on TV worth watching..." Where are my rednecks that pride themself on Marksmanship? Where are my banjo playing dirty fuckers? Where are my NRA Members? Is noone going to tell the robot " squeal for me picture machine!"? Is there nobody with a Colt taped under the remote controll? This, my friends, is why america will fall first. |
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