120: Fire-Breathing Assholes

Paul · 08-23-2005, 04:51 PM

ok I havent even listened to this yet, either some one is

a) Sticking fireworks up thier ass
b) Puting a campfire up there
c) Anal Sex?
d) or Curry?[/list]

LD · 08-23-2005, 05:51 PM

I think if power companies started sending me mail addressed to Mr Scrotum Balls I would actually think it was funny.

It's the personal touch that companies are always promising but never delivering.

teerts · 08-23-2005, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by LD

I think if power companies started sending me mail addressed to Mr Scrotum Balls I would actually think it was funny.

It's the personal touch that companies are always promising but never delivering.

yeah man, i'd think its funnytoo...i'd be ha-ha-ha-ing all the way to a lawyer...

mypersonalgetaway · 08-23-2005, 10:47 PM

i am trying to keep up with these episodes, sigh

rossnicoll · 08-24-2005, 06:33 AM

Cats in the Cradle!
awsome.

I heard a very brief mention about fat guys getting hassle etc....
There is a band on the go in the UK called The Magic Numbers. They are brothers and sisters and are four of the fattest, ugliest people u have ever seen.
Anyway, they were doing a tv show and the presenter said
"So, what do u get if you put four brothers and sisters in a band? A big fat melting pot"
the band went off sulking and refused to play.
fucking deal with it fatties!

http://www.themagicnumbers.net/galle...?1464865&0

mcd007 · 08-24-2005, 09:56 AM

From my valet experience...

Steve Van Zandt (The Sopranos, E-Street band) is a good tipper. I didn't get his car but if I remember correctly he gave $30.

Politicians suck. They know we'll recognize them and we park their cars right up front, and bring them up immediately when they come out to leave. But they give the worst tips. Bill Pascrell (NJ Congressman) rolls up one night, and I know who he is but as he gets out of the car he annoucnes himself anyway. I park his car right up front, keep the keys close by so when he comes out I jump right in the car and bring it up immediately. He gives me $2.

The best nights to work as a valet at a catering/banquet hall is any night where there is a police or firefighter function. Believe it or not, the best tips I ever got were from firefighters and detectives. They're underpaid, yet they still give great tips. I've gotten tips of $50+ from firefighters, and in general I did better on nights with police or firefighter functions than any other type of party, including weddings. And alot of guys show up in police or fire department vehicles, which are always fun to drive.

Worst party to work: Bridal shower, baby shower, any kind of shower. Women are bad tippers in general, and a herd of women are even worse. Not to mention the piles of gifts they'll ask the valets to help them unload and carry inside, often without any tip at all.

08-24-2005, 10:19 AM

An old friend of mine was living with David Copperfield for a while. Actually, he dumped her to go with Claudia Shiffer. She said he was a great lay.

08-24-2005, 12:41 PM

I think when someone wants to say "I told you so" they should just give you a wedgie instead - it feels about the same and is just as useful except you both might get a laugh out the wedgie.

Paul · 08-24-2005, 12:57 PM

Warning...

The itunes version has screwed up its missing the last 10 mins, so you will have to download from the website if you normaly download the show from the iTunes

MichaelG · 08-24-2005, 02:31 PM

Californian Upset By Credit Card Offer Sent To 'Palestinian Bomber'

http://www.theksbwchannel.com/money/4891417/detail.html

08-23-2005, 04:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Paul Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Worcester, UK Posts: 314	120: Fire-Breathing Assholes ok I havent even listened to this yet, either some one is a) Sticking fireworks up thier ass b) Puting a campfire up there c) Anal Sex? d) or Curry?[/list]
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08-23-2005, 05:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
LD Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NC and straight on 'til morning Posts: 305	I think if power companies started sending me mail addressed to Mr Scrotum Balls I would actually think it was funny. It's the personal touch that companies are always promising but never delivering.
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rossnicoll Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 427	Cats in the Cradle! awsome. I heard a very brief mention about fat guys getting hassle etc.... There is a band on the go in the UK called The Magic Numbers. They are brothers and sisters and are four of the fattest, ugliest people u have ever seen. Anyway, they were doing a tv show and the presenter said "So, what do u get if you put four brothers and sisters in a band? A big fat melting pot" the band went off sulking and refused to play. fucking deal with it fatties! http://www.themagicnumbers.net/galle...?1464865&0
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08-24-2005, 09:56 AM	#6 (permalink)
mcd007 Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Dirty Jersey Posts: 48	Tippers From my valet experience... Steve Van Zandt (The Sopranos, E-Street band) is a good tipper. I didn't get his car but if I remember correctly he gave $30. Politicians suck. They know we'll recognize them and we park their cars right up front, and bring them up immediately when they come out to leave. But they give the worst tips. Bill Pascrell (NJ Congressman) rolls up one night, and I know who he is but as he gets out of the car he annoucnes himself anyway. I park his car right up front, keep the keys close by so when he comes out I jump right in the car and bring it up immediately. He gives me $2. The best nights to work as a valet at a catering/banquet hall is any night where there is a police or firefighter function. Believe it or not, the best tips I ever got were from firefighters and detectives. They're underpaid, yet they still give great tips. I've gotten tips of $50+ from firefighters, and in general I did better on nights with police or firefighter functions than any other type of party, including weddings. And alot of guys show up in police or fire department vehicles, which are always fun to drive. Worst party to work: Bridal shower, baby shower, any kind of shower. Women are bad tippers in general, and a herd of women are even worse. Not to mention the piles of gifts they'll ask the valets to help them unload and carry inside, often without any tip at all.
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Tim F Guest Posts: n/a	Celebrity Booty An old friend of mine was living with David Copperfield for a while. Actually, he dumped her to go with Claudia Shiffer. She said he was a great lay.

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Tim F Guest Posts: n/a	The "I told you so" I think when someone wants to say "I told you so" they should just give you a wedgie instead - it feels about the same and is just as useful except you both might get a laugh out the wedgie.

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