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View Poll Results: Which gang do you prefer?
Crips 35 56.45%
Bloods 27 43.55%
Voters: 62. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 03-05-2013, 04:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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1738: L'chaim

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I won't have a chance to listen to the show until tomorrow.

The poll reminds me of when I delivered pizza and I asked my boss about Muslim riots in his home country. He replied, "I'll explain it to you when you explain why they're shooting at me for wearing a red shirt in a blue zone."

The whole bloods/crips thing is about choosing a favorite color.

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Heh, in the poll the Crips are represented by the blue line and the Bloods are represented by the red line. Intentional or funny coincidence?

And to answer the poll, Bloods, obviously.
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It seems to me that in the NYC area the Crips are severely underrepresented. Bloods, however, are fucking everywhere and they are annoying as fuck. Not dangerous, not scary... just annoying. Maybe that's why the Crips hate them so much.
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haven't listened to the show and i know about as much about gangs as i do public transportation, so i'll have to reference something i know and this man has a blue flag hanging out his backside, but only on the left side, yeah, that's the Crip side. so we'll go with that.

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It seems to me that in the NYC area the Crips are severely underrepresented. Bloods, however, are fucking everywhere and they are annoying as fuck. Not dangerous, not scary... just annoying. Maybe that's why the Crips hate them so much.
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Heh, in the poll the Crips are represented by the blue line and the Bloods are represented by the red line.
They're not, actually.
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I haven't got to the bit in the podcast where the gangs are discussed. Mind you, no one else has and that hasn't stopped lively discussion. Good to see.


I have heard the start, and I was surprised at the FUCKING STUPIDITY around DNR's. Including when Ari said something along the lines of "Just cos there's a DNR, doesn't mean they can't perform CPR". FOR FUCKS SAKE - WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THE "R" STANDS FOR?????

I've had loved ones suffer and die, and it's fucked. If someone doesn't want to be dragged back to endure more time in pain etc, then it's their fucking choice.

And you can stick that bullshit about it being buried in a 70 page contract up your arse.

Not saying the nurse was Florence Nightingale reincarnated. Just saying that smashing an old lady's chest in vs. letting her shuffle off in peace is a fucking no brainer.


EDIT: If there's some loophole in DNR's where you're allowed to do CPR, I don't give a flying fuck
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Hearing those school stories makes me glad I'm done with school. Things like that generally don't happen where I live but if one lives in a major city it's just a matter of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Like I said it's rare here but one of my junior high classmates got ran over when he was riding his bicycle on the sidewalk near where he lived. This was caused by a drunk driver having a wreck with another drunk driver and the second one went over the curb and hit him.

I liked hearing myself being referenced on the show and I do realize that I'm going to have to move out one of these days. But not today.

This older guy told his wife that he doesn't want to end up in a situation where a machine and fluids are keeping him alive. His wife shut off the tv and took his beer from him.

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New york traffic can kiss my ass i was there for a day a atleast hit 3 people walking
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