1738: L'chaim

Show Notes

• — Sensitive Souls: Keith and Chemda are still shaken up about the CPR-less 911 call
• — Exodus: Ari Shaffir, who is moving from LA to NYC, is in the studio
• — Civic Pride: Several studies have named New York City the worst city for driving in America
• — Gun Control: More kids would die in school shootings if teachers were allowed to keep guns because kids are really mean
• — Only In New York, Kids: A girl in a middle school in Queens had sex with 17 boys to become a member of a gang, and girls in a middle school in Harlem sold oral sex for $1
• — The N Word Of You Guys: Ari doesn't feel any ties to Judaism anymore
• — Judge, Pastor And Executioner: An ex-cop priest in Staten Island carries a concealed handgun during services
• — This Week In Polls: 13% of the audience knows when the world will end and 6% have heard God speak to them
• — Okay, Sweetheart: The first woman to try out for the NFL as a kicker performed horribly
• — Progress: Ari hasn't been on a date in a while but now he's mature enough not to have sex with people he hates