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Old 04-04-2013, 07:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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1757: Come Here, Piggy Piggy Piggy
"Well, guess it's time to eat this wedding cake myself."


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Of course Keith hates fat people. Guess what else? Fat people hate fat people. We're unsightly.
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Myka Fox's tweets are better than most comedian's albums. Certainly far more consistent in their hilarity.
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Wow Piffo, I see something hit a nerve.

Show us on the doll where the naughty Bed Salesman touched you...
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Of course Keith hates fat people. Guess what else? Fat people hate fat people. We're unsightly.
agreed. But I would go with the stronger "we're disgusting, fat fuck pieces of shit."
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We have 6 cats (yeah I know), they are all needy. I have two of them sleeping on me now. If you can't handle the thought of scooping piss and shit for the next 10-15 years, don't get a cat.

I'm fat and I tend to hate myself for it.
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Hey Scumhook are those your tits?

I know I'm fat, I'm trying to jiggle it off. I did some shopping at our local Wal-mart today and I walked my dog. So it's not like I'm doing nothing about it.

Myka was as funny as ever today.

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Hey Scumhook are those your tits?
I see you're quoting the Bible again...

If they were my tits, I'd be motorboating myself all day long.
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I did some shopping at our local Wal-mart today and I walked my dog.
I'm saying this with utter sincerity, "Bill, I would like to write your biography."

You sir, are special. In every sense of the word.

This just came to me. Is there any way that WSE3 can call into the show? For just like 5 minutes? I would love to hear Keith and Billy Boo Billington talk religion. Or, anything really.

Remember that creepy, nowhere, Mid-America movie called Gummo? I'm getting a very Gummo-ish vibe. It's intriguing.
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You sir, are special. In every sense of the word.
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