177: It's Not Me, It's You

LD · 11-23-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul

LD its a Love '<3' look at it from it side.

I know I was being purposely awkward.

Those crazy kids and their internets messaging.

Paul · 11-23-2005, 04:58 PM

I know, nutters ain't they.

Just a quick update, things got a little mad on the forums, and I lost it for a while, I have spoken to Keith and things between us have been sorted, my removal of my admin status seems to be a mistake and shall be restored shortly, thanks to all of you from your kind emails, PM's and AIM messages that I have had from you all in the last day, nice to see I mean so much to guys, man that sounded really gay.

Anyhow, spell checker will be installed as an add on once I return, and my English and lenghthly posts will be checked over before I post them, so that you guys understand what I'm talking about!!

Thanks again

Paul

Paul · 11-23-2005, 05:14 PM

oh BTW did I not hear...

Hey all you assholes, come and listen to us, its the Keith and the Girl show

WERE THE FUCKS THE JINGLE!!!

I demand it twice next time.

Love ya guys

WhatsBrownAndSticky · 11-23-2005, 05:23 PM

and i'm less than 3 of you too

LD · 11-23-2005, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul

nice to see I mean so much to guys, man that sounded really gay.

I think we should implement a no hugging rule on these forums. Only women are allowed to express concern. All the guys give a sober glance from a safe distance and nod slightly in shared empathy. As it should be.

Unless you are actually gay, in which case, hug away.

Keith · 11-23-2005, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul

oh BTW did I not here...

It's spelled 'hear', and, like every other time, it was there.

MEMBERSHIP REVOKED!

LD · 11-23-2005, 05:41 PM

the "only volunteering on holidays and special occasions" rule should also be applied to religion.

Don't fucking go to church at Christmas to sing some carols if the rest of the year you never go within 200 miles of one and break all ten commandments. Jesus will not be impressed and give you some points for remembering his birthday when you treat him like a twat the rest of the year. Who would?

Same applies to Easter. That's like delivering a eulogy at the funeral of someone you don't give a fuck about. All for the sake of the free booze/chocolate eggs.

And old people ... die with some fucking standards. Don't start going to church when you hit 70 because you know you might be dead soon and need some bonus points. It's not like cramming for a test. You can't make up for 70 years of being a cunt by sleeping through mass every other Sunday and reading the good bits of the Bible.

Although if you're Christian you can use the last minute loophole and confess and repent shortly before you die. Then you can get in Heaven anyway. That's why cannabilistic serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer is sitting on a fluffy cloud pulling the wings off angels.

Same applies to other religions as well. Either do it all and strap some explosives to your chest or not bother.

Paul · 11-23-2005, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

It's spelled 'hear', and, like every other time, it was there.

MEMBERSHIP REVOKED!

FUCK IT!!!

Keith · 11-23-2005, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by LD

Same applies to other religions as well. Either do it all and strap some explosives to your chest or not bother.

And a very Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.

Paul · 11-23-2005, 05:57 PM

Didnt anyone ever watch the UK version of Red Dwarf?

First Page of the Bible, that all I have to say and those who know what I mean, will understand and applaud me.

11-23-2005, 04:58 PM	#12 (permalink)
Paul Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Worcester, UK Posts: 314	I know, nutters ain't they. Just a quick update, things got a little mad on the forums, and I lost it for a while, I have spoken to Keith and things between us have been sorted, my removal of my admin status seems to be a mistake and shall be restored shortly, thanks to all of you from your kind emails, PM's and AIM messages that I have had from you all in the last day, nice to see I mean so much to guys, man that sounded really gay. Anyhow, spell checker will be installed as an add on once I return, and my English and lenghthly posts will be checked over before I post them, so that you guys understand what I'm talking about!! Thanks again Paul
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11-23-2005, 05:14 PM	#13 (permalink)
Paul Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Worcester, UK Posts: 314	oh BTW did I not hear... Hey all you assholes, come and listen to us, its the Keith and the Girl show WERE THE FUCKS THE JINGLE!!! I demand it twice next time. Love ya guys
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11-23-2005, 05:23 PM	#14 (permalink)
WhatsBrownAndSticky Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1	and i'm less than 3 of you too
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11-23-2005, 05:41 PM	#17 (permalink)
LD Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NC and straight on 'til morning Posts: 305	the "only volunteering on holidays and special occasions" rule should also be applied to religion. Don't fucking go to church at Christmas to sing some carols if the rest of the year you never go within 200 miles of one and break all ten commandments. Jesus will not be impressed and give you some points for remembering his birthday when you treat him like a twat the rest of the year. Who would? Same applies to Easter. That's like delivering a eulogy at the funeral of someone you don't give a fuck about. All for the sake of the free booze/chocolate eggs. And old people ... die with some fucking standards. Don't start going to church when you hit 70 because you know you might be dead soon and need some bonus points. It's not like cramming for a test. You can't make up for 70 years of being a cunt by sleeping through mass every other Sunday and reading the good bits of the Bible. Although if you're Christian you can use the last minute loophole and confess and repent shortly before you die. Then you can get in Heaven anyway. That's why cannabilistic serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer is sitting on a fluffy cloud pulling the wings off angels. Same applies to other religions as well. Either do it all and strap some explosives to your chest or not bother.
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11-23-2005, 05:57 PM	#20 (permalink)
Paul Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Worcester, UK Posts: 314	Didnt anyone ever watch the UK version of Red Dwarf? First Page of the Bible, that all I have to say and those who know what I mean, will understand and applaud me.
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